Willy Whiffer

either
{N}: Someone with massive smeg problems which you can smell from 3-4 metres away.

or

{Adj}:A Gay/bent man who goes around eating smeg, usually spooning aswell.

Person 1 "Hey duuuude, whats that smell, man?!"
Willy Whiffer "Ummm... probs cottage cheese, in, like the refrigorator or some shit like that"

Gossiper 1 " Hey, norman is acting a bit funny today"
Gossiper 2 "Yeah man, do you think he is a Willy Whiffer?"
Gossiper 3 "For show!"

by Peregrinius V January 23, 2011

big whiffer

Someone who enjoys smelling other people's aromas.

"Yeah, my man's tony? He's a big whiffer, always trying to smell other people's stuff."

by bigjumbo23 December 23, 2020

Whipster

A Wannabe Hipster

Why did you get a mohawk? You look like a Whipster.

by Patc56 August 30, 2009

Whiffer

1. The attempt to emit digestive gases from the anus, when such emission were attempted to be both covert, and were discovered only because of their faint "whiff"-like sound or because of the traditional stink of flatulence (Noun - Canadian English).

2. A Canadian toot, somewhat muffled by ski pants.

3. A hot, gross, and possibly wet fart (in Canada, usually common in the Ontario Province)

Note: Whiffer is an onomatopoeia - created from the sound that forms the first part of the word, either by one's mouth or by their anus

Cheryl's nose tweaked and brow furled in disbelief as Fred whiffered in public.

Terrance and Phillip are much to brash to whiffer.

by HeathRA January 5, 2018

whister

a lonley pubic hair left by an unknown person that is clinging to the seat of a public toilet by static electricity. this is the hair that can not be removed with a single whipe of toilet paper as it jumpes from spot to spot from the static cling. the rule upon finding one of these deviant hair is to kneel down purse your lips to blow gently and at the same time make a wish......who needs to wait for a shooting star when these are so common.

teenage girl:oh gross i'm so sick of these nasty freakazoids leaving their hair around...oh well i guess it gives me a free whister.

by erica and erica November 7, 2006

Whisterpoop

1. to deficate out of a helicopter 2. a slight swift smack to the side of the head.

the dumb rich fuck spent all his money to whisterpoop during the game.

by Casey Dyer July 30, 2008

wifster

n. Your brother-in-laws wife that is your sister

Where's the wifster?

by Flypsa April 10, 2015