Ass Whiff

The smell of a dirty ass that may have been marinating in not being washed for a few days. Usually hot and sour stinky and not associated with a fresh fart.

Dude left some serious "ass whiff" in the air after he got out of his class seat.

by Cobalt62 June 26, 2009

pussy whiff

1. The fresh delectable fragrance of a womans pussy when she is aroused.
2. The first scent of clean pussy when removing a womans underwear.

As I undid her zipper and opened her jeans her hint of pussy whiff excited me even more.

by Binndere_Dundat October 23, 2006

Egil whiff

The act of horrendously missing every single shot on a fully blinded brain damaged enemy

Insane whiff dude, that was an egil whiff

by SolidPig October 7, 2023

bonsai whiff

When an Asian man perches on your shoulders and farts on your head.

Last one in the pool gets a bonsai whiff!

by yomanbro February 10, 2016

ghost whiff

To get a brief whiff of something that was never there.

I was sitting at my desk and I could swear that I smelled french fries -- must have been a ghost whiff.

Me: "I smell french fries, who's got 'em?"
Co-Worker: "Nah, no fries here man."
Me: "Really?!"
Co-Worker: "Yup. Really. Must have been a ghost whiff".

by TheTwoLeggedHorse March 6, 2014

Whiff Factor

When judging women on different scales of 1 to 10, the whiff factor is a pass/fail. The whiff factor deals with the vaginal fragrance. A fail of the whiff factor negates any other qualities. A necessary test on girls from Wisconsin.

"Dude, that girl was hot! Why'd you let her go?"

"She failed the whiff factor, I'm not touching that with Lundberg's dick!"

by ATMofMN March 12, 2010

whitley whiff

The world used to describe Whitley a horrible suburb of the nasty town of Reading in Berkshire that smells because it hs a sewerage plant and lots of Chavs live there

Did you notice the Whitley whiff today? It was very strong

by Mowgli1983 August 16, 2012