ridge weed

Poor quality weed, synonymous with reggie weed.

I thought his weed was fire until I tried chronic, his weed is ridge weed for sure.

by canadacrewdamn May 30, 2019

Weed

Weed

Weed

by Nagito’s ballsack April 26, 2021

Wisdom of the weed

When you catch a flash of "The Big Picture" during the rambling thoughts after smoking weed. The saddest part is, only you actually understand it, and you can't really explain it well enough to get other people to see it too - and when you come down, you can barely remember it yourself.

A passing wisdom that is lost on the sane and sober. Still, it shows you what your mind could be capable of....

John: Mike was high as a kite and last night and was trying to tell me something about how angry people will eventually ruin the pharmaceutical industry....?

David: Yeah well he does that sometimes, it's just the Wisdom of the weed.

Mike (last night - thinking): La de dum, today is a happy day, it's nice and cool and my sweater feels nice and I never noticed it was such a nice shade of red - look at that, it's like that balloon in that German girl song the one with the armpit hair, what was her name, god was that 20odd years ago? surely I can't be that old...and....OMG! if angry people somehow get a hold of the drug that makes your memory vanish....etc etc etc....I'd better tell John so he can remember tomorrow when I don't....

by LabMom September 22, 2009

Weedhoe

a) one who smokes someone else's weed and doesn't put money on it

b) one who smokes weed by themselves at a party

a) We couldn't find Josh at the party last night, so we looked in the backyard and we found him smoking all the weed by himself, thats when anir yelled out WEEEEEEEDHOEEEEEE.

b) Josh never puts money on the weed, but when someone lights up the blunt, josh is always the first one to hit it. what a weedhoe.

by anirgrow January 19, 2013

Speed weed

Speedwagon.. what are you doing?? SPEEDWAGON! PUT THAT DOWN!! STOP IT SPEEDWAGON!

Person 1 : I heard speedwagon tried drugs
Person 2: haha speed weed

by GenosCyborg August 5, 2023

weed shits

weed shits generally happen after a long night of blazing and trying to stem the tide of munchies. As we all know the best food to deal with said munchies is junk food which is barely digestible. Therefore the next morning about 90% of the food that was consumed is forced out the opposite end that it went in.

Oh man i just had the worst case of the weed shits in my life

by ajax2220 October 31, 2009

kali weed

Ganja (marijuana) often used in the Jamaican Rastafarian community. Name probably originates from Hindu goddess Kali and refers to female buds. Or it could mean

Smoke the kali weed and feel irie.

by Emstarr October 17, 2008