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When you pull a wet finger thru a dry asscrack to surprise someone.
To a friend: " My fuking wife pulled a Wetlar on me while i was cooking last night"
Wetlar by RoyBoy89 May 10, 2022
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Wetlands in the sheets 

When you’re cuddling in bed and tell a joke, your girl laughs so hard she gets the bed soaked
I was telling my girl all.about cumslaps next think you know she's laughing so hard it was wetlands in the sheets!
A person or persons with strangely damp legs. Possibly caused by sexual arousement, or incontinence.
"Hey baby, I saw you and got wetlegs!"
or
"Oh no, ive got wetlegs again! This is so embarrasing"
wetlegs by wetlegs6 August 18, 2006
When a guy gets a girl so aroused she wets herself.
I gave Tiffany a Wetleg
Wetleg by JoeRo55 March 6, 2016

Mississippi Wetlands 

when your buddy is sleeping,you pee all the way across his eyes.
Dude look at the Mississippi wetlands I gave my friend lastnight

Wetlands 

The liberal word for a swamp, a marsh, or a mudflat.
You must never say "swamp" when a white liberal is in the room. She will be offended! You must always say "wetlands" so she won't be offended.
Wetlands by Cap'n Bullmoose October 18, 2008