Wessel

Amazing guy with huge horse cock. Loved by men and women (and everything in between) of al ages. Will fuck your sister and your mom (and dad but that is optional) is believed to be a Demi-god

That guy is a Wessel, so keep your girl away from him

by Homievos November 22, 2021

Horst Wessel

The legendary man who wrote the song "Die Fahne Hoch"

Person 1. Do you know who Horst Wessel is?

Person 2. No
Person 1. Don't you know anything about Nazi Germany?

by MrBern February 15, 2017

nuclear wessels

1. What Chekhov says to the cop in Star Trek IV: The Voyage Home.

2. What to ask old people or Republicans when you meet them on the street. Russian accent is essential for maximum hilarity.

Person: Esscuse me, vere are se nuclear wessels?

Old person or Republican: Oh my gosh, communist!

Person: Epic fail, McCarthy.

(Then you run away singing the yodel thing at the beginning of "Numa Numa")

by theteddybearatemysandwich! June 1, 2009

jack wessel

A threat to society

That man Jack Wessel is a threat!

by What?!wow February 17, 2022

Michael Wessel

a shy robot.

michael wessel- your pants.. are shiny

by straight white male May 5, 2010

cock wessel

A person that is a piece of shit.

My father is a cock wessel

by JJJHUNG October 7, 2021

Wessel Angel Wings

Big, often stiff feathered hair wings on the side of a mans head. Very popular in the eightees. Sometimes still spotted at state fairs. Often accompany tank tops and spray design t-shirts.

Whoa did you see the Wessel Angel Wings on that carny over by the tilt-a-whirl? Which one? Oh yeah there are two of them.

by BD FERG November 23, 2007