wassels

Wassels be what ye doth youst;

upon moonlit fjords after a sucessful pillage;

swords laid crimson with the blood of thine vanquished foe.

The King doth wake to night,
and takes his rouse,
Keepes wassels and the swaggering vpspring reeles,
And as he dreines his draughts of Renish downe,
The kettle Drum and Trumpet thus bray out
The triumph of his Pledge.

"Rejoice forthwith ye heathen! Thy enemies lie fallen; and the spoils of battle be upon thee! A youst of wassels!"

by I be Roliung, ye xefe! August 19, 2004

wesseler

Wesseler, also known as the drunk stranger. Pleasuring yourself in the shower after some hand numbing, causing you to slip and fall, and vomit all over yourself.

I Wesselered myself last night, almost had to go to the hospital.

by Ben765 July 20, 2016

Head weasels

Thoughts related from stress etc, which stop you from doing things. Named for the annoying scratching at the back of the mind.

"My head weasels are playing up, so I wont be at the gig tonight."

by Glitch23 October 20, 2013

jack wessel

A threat to society

That man Jack Wessel is a threat!

by What?!wow February 17, 2022

crazed weasels

Putatively horny and out-of-control rutting beasts.

They checked into the Motel 6 and fucked like crazed weasels.

by octopod November 22, 2003

weasels

A generic name for democratic countries whose citizens and politicians are too sissy and faithless to defend their own ideals.

Spaniards are such weasels! The terror attack in Madrid scared them so much, they voted for the socialists.

by Pengy April 23, 2004

Axis of Weasels

Relating to the video game, Conker's Bad Fur Day from Rare Ware. The German accented scientist weasel and the other lowly mustelid servants could perhaps be dubbed "Axis of Weasels". Bare in mind that this is not an official name for the characters. The reference in bearing is mostly directed to the scientist for his inscrutable German accent and the creation of the "Tediz" -- an obvious reference to Nazis.

Axis of Weasels has no applicable example. Try to research it some.

by Moddex July 17, 2007