Wessel is a strong man with a terribly large cock. Because of his large penis he gets a lot of respect from other males and females. Some might say a Wessel gets all the chicks at the party.
Nice cock Wessel!
by Mister cock November 22, 2021
Person 1. Do you know who Horst Wessel is?
Person 2. No
Person 1. Don't you know anything about Nazi Germany?
Person 2. No
Person 1. Don't you know anything about Nazi Germany?
by MrBern February 15, 2017
1. What Chekhov says to the cop in Star Trek IV: The Voyage Home.
2. What to ask old people or Republicans when you meet them on the street. Russian accent is essential for maximum hilarity.
2. What to ask old people or Republicans when you meet them on the street. Russian accent is essential for maximum hilarity.
Person: Esscuse me, vere are se nuclear wessels?
Old person or Republican: Oh my gosh, communist!
Person: Epic fail, McCarthy.
(Then you run away singing the yodel thing at the beginning of "Numa Numa")
Old person or Republican: Oh my gosh, communist!
Person: Epic fail, McCarthy.
(Then you run away singing the yodel thing at the beginning of "Numa Numa")
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Big, often stiff feathered hair wings on the side of a mans head. Very popular in the eightees. Sometimes still spotted at state fairs. Often accompany tank tops and spray design t-shirts.
Whoa did you see the Wessel Angel Wings on that carny over by the tilt-a-whirl? Which one? Oh yeah there are two of them.
by BD FERG November 03, 2007