Were-Nigger

A white person who acts like a stereotypical "white person" the majority of the time, but has periods of stereotypical "black" behavior: such as an unquenchable thirst for fried chicken and an irresistible urge to steal bikes and fornicate with overweight white women who have pierced eyebrows and daddy issues, as if tantalized by the light of the full moon, much like the were-wolf of European lore.

John seems normal at first, but I've known him a long time, you should see him practically drinking KFC when the full moon comes out... total Were-Nigger, watch out.

by Marten Turner July 3, 2010

were-fence

1)A evil fence by night and a normal fence during the day.
Bites you and turns you into an evil fence.
~~May contain rabies.

1)The fence at the baseball diamond is a were-fence.

by Greggie Peck June 29, 2006

Were-odile

A mysterious demonic creature born in the deep swamps of northeast Texas

Holy ballz is that a were-odile!

Every half moon brings those damned were-odiles out

by Franklinu April 23, 2019

were-slut

Person working and having a normal life at daytime and prostituting itself at night, hiding this from its family and friends.

This guy doesn't know his wife is a were-slut.

by Kirochi September 13, 2006

were-bag

a person who can go from an average nice man to a total douche bag in seconds, akin to the transformation of a werewolf.

Brooklyn from Daisy of Love is a very noticible were-bag

by suicide_x August 1, 2009

were-cow

A creature that is both a cow and a horse and can change form between them at will. A scourge to western ranchers were-cows are not tasty, fun to ride, or produce milk. They also have been known to develop a taste for human flesh, and are deadly in both cow and horse form. Were-cows can change both cows and horses into were-cows by there bite. Were-cows are spreading. Beware the were-cow menace.

"Hey, wasn't that cow a horse earlier."
"Keep your distance... that isn't a cow, it's a were-cow"

by Statik5 February 3, 2010

were you in the choir?

(ironically) Are you a homosexual?

A guy at work is singing along to the radio, in a high pitched girly voice. To subtly make fun of him, one of workmates asks, 'Were you in the choir?'

by cherrypicker October 5, 2006