wench

Your mother if she was a pirate.

If your mother lived in times of pirates she would be a wench:

Mr. Pirate: Hey, looking good.
Your mom: Two pieces of eight honey..

by Mortification7 May 3, 2009

wench

Modern definitions of wench:

1. Girlfriend

2. A whipped man

3. An asshole

Guy A: "Hey man you're not seeing the wench again tonight are you?" (1)
Guy B: "Yeah"
Guy A: "Oh my god you're such a wench" (2)
Guy B: "Shut up wench" (3)

by captain jack July 24, 2006

wench

A olde worlde serving woman.

by pee wee April 23, 2003

wench

A abominable, annoying, bothersome, defective, disagreeable, disliked, displeasing, distasteful, dreaded, icky, inadmissible, incommodious, inconvenient, inexpedient, insufferable, loathed, loathsome, objectionable, obnoxious, offensive, offensive, outcast, rejected, repellent, repugnant, scorned, shunned, troublesome, unacceptable, unattractive, unlikable, unpleasing, unpopular, unsatisfactory, unsavory, unsought, unsuitable, unwanted, unwelcome, unwished for, or useless
woman.

With credit to thesaurus.com

"Because you are a wench, I will not hang out with you, Betty!"

by Noodles February 19, 2003

wench

a young female shipmate who belongs to a pirate for his own demands

that nice pretty harlot in the dark room is quite the wench

by Britt Britt September 25, 2005

wench

Wraiths, Ghosts (Ground Wenches), Banshees (Sky Wenches), Scorpions (Big Metal Wenches).

Anything that is not a fine vessel.

"Yarrr there be a wench over yonder"
"Shit, Sky Wench!"

by Fredex December 15, 2004

wench

a young woman

by Anonymous December 30, 2002