Dead Weight

Nero, one of the main protagonists of the Devil May Cry franchise.

"Nero go! You're just dead weight!" -Dante

by Devan Fargille March 27, 2019

Worth the Weight

A joke about the heavy founder of Valve, Gabe Newell, a game developer that creates great games but is terribly slow. (See Valve Time) It stems from Gabe himself saying that a certain game will be "Worth the wait" when it comes out.
It created a Youtube craze, just look it up on there.

Person 1: Half-Life 3 is taking an awfully long time to be released, and Gabe has no news...
Person 2: Hopefully it will be worth the weight!

by LivingBrain July 4, 2012

dead weight

A person who just takes up space and has nothing to really offer any of his or her peers. Someone who is just not a team player and may even be considered a brick wall to some.

Eric is just dead weight. He brings nothing to the table in our friendship

by bum rodgers April 14, 2014

Happy Weight

The weight a female gains after being in a happy relationship.

"Girl, you used to be so skinny! ", "I know, but now I'm thick thanks to this happy weight from Anthony."

by Louise9800 May 28, 2016

Date Weight

The weight a boyfriend/girlfriend gains during a relationship

"have you seen Jenny lately?"

"yeah she's put on some date weight since Ron"

"grody"

by jizzbros February 20, 2017

moving weight

Selling or transporting drugs

we lived like George Jung by moving weight.

by sec_8 May 7, 2006

Shit Weight

A person's weight difference before and after taking a shit.

Tim: "I weighed 152lbs before I took a shit. After dropping my shit weight, I weighed 150lbs."

Dennis: "Your shit weight was 2 pounds?! What did you eat?!"

Tim: "Some old chinese food and tacos I found in my car."

by JoeN January 24, 2013