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Go weigh yourself

Not having the sting that it used to, the need to replace the commonly used phrase; “go fuck yourself!”, has risen exponentially. Following the recent coronavirus pandemic and quarantine, people around the world have become more sensitive about their newly gained fat. Therefore, the phrase “go weigh yourself” has become more relevant and slanderous to the mass population.
After receiving a snarky comment from a peer, Sanjay muttered “go weigh yourself”.
by Nichols Kerr December 2, 2020
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Broad Weigh

Broad Weigh - Street code for going to pick up fat weight.

Broad Weigh - A neighbourhood known for being a good place to score drugs.

Broad Weigh - The black market “Shakedown Street,” underground at jam band shows where people sling work.
Broad Weigh is open 24/7 on the South End. Convenience, selection, and quality too.

Yo, I rolled up on Broad Weigh at the festival and it was like a fucking marijuana farmer’s market.

Rex just hit up Broad Weigh, so I figured we’d stop by and chill with him after dinner.
by The Real Sputnik May 26, 2022
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skinny weigh how much that penny weigh

Code words for can we fuck and or can i lick yo butthole
Man “Skinny weigh how much that penny weigh?”
Woman “ come over boo.”
by Wishes dj August 17, 2024
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punching above his weight

A pig ugly bloke going out with a hottie, or raggy looking woman going out with a handsome gent.
Geez, that porker Bradford is punching above his weight going out with that glamour Shirley. Yeah but she is a slag so looks are all that count right?
by ratsbackside August 31, 2017
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Gage Waight

really enjoys en"gage"ing in sexual acts with men
male: hey gage waight! let's hook up!
by boomer brown May 18, 2021
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Dead Weight

Nero, one of the main protagonists of the Devil May Cry franchise.
"Nero go! You're just dead weight!" -Dante
by Devan Fargille March 27, 2019
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Worth the Weight

A joke about the heavy founder of Valve, Gabe Newell, a game developer that creates great games but is terribly slow. (See Valve Time) It stems from Gabe himself saying that a certain game will be "Worth the wait" when it comes out.
It created a Youtube craze, just look it up on there.
Person 1: Half-Life 3 is taking an awfully long time to be released, and Gabe has no news...
Person 2: Hopefully it will be worth the weight!
by LivingBrain July 4, 2012
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