waistline wonders

Gigantic tits that hang down near the waistline of a woman. Also known as "longies," or "saggies," these jugs are most commonly found on older women. Waistline wonders are known to cause backpain for the woman and neck pain for guys that jerk their heads to gawk at them while saying something to themselves like "jesus, those tits are fucking huge." Dog "The Bounty Hunter" Chapman's wife has a big American set of waistline wonders.

Waitress: "Hey guys, what can I get you."
Tony:"A pitcher of cold beer and a large pizza."
Waitress: "Okay, I'll be right back." (walking away)
Donnie: (to Tony) "Hot damn brother, did you see them titties."
Tony: "I always notice big titties my friend."
Donnie: "Them were some waistline wonders."
Tony: "haha, fuckin A yes they were, let's get drunk."

by John Planet June 1, 2009

waistebanding

The act of hiding an erection by tucking one's penis under one's waisteband.

Person: "Dude I got a boner at lunch, and I wastebanded it."

Person 1: "How did you hide that?"
Person 2: "Waistebanding.

by xmaddiex09 September 27, 2009

Waist Trap Tucker

One who conceals his boner by doubling up his underwear waistband or sometimes even wearing two pairs in order to trap the tumescent trunk. Thus allowing said deviant the ability to roam the streets without arousing suspicion or exposing his desire to tame the beast.

Photographer: 'OK I think we got the shot, girls. Let's break for 10 minutes while I reload. Hot! Hot! Hot!'

Ballerina 1: "Francesca, I swear that pervert has a sock in his pants or something. Ewww. He kept hiding it behind his tripod"

Ballerina 2: "For sure. Like, he must be a 'Waist Trap Tucker' or something. Gross."

by White Walker January 18, 2013

Waistbanding it

When a man sprouts an erection and tries to hide with the waistband of his pants.

"Tom Stevenson was totally waistbanding it after grabbing Danielle McCarthy's boobs!"

by 4321143243 May 2, 2010

waist-shake

Started in Japan. Meaning to have sex, often using a pelvic thrust when doing so.
Caused when a American English teacher told some Japanese kids on a soccer field the English words for waist and shake. So being the kids they are they put it together to come up with a new word for sex that no one really understands outside of the kids...except one guy.

Guy-*points at girl* I'd Waist-shake that.

New Mcdonalds ad..

baba ba ba baa I'd waist-shake that.

by Woogy June 21, 2005

Go to waist

The act of saving something by eating it. Rather than let it go to waste, it goes to your waist.

"I can't throw these cookies out - I think I'll let them go to waist rather than go to waste."

by Mossybread. December 13, 2009

Blind from the waist down

An expression used to describe someone who is bad in bed.

Maria: Whoa! Look at that hunk. I'd like to get with that guy.

Julia: Yeah that's Dave. He's pretty sexy but I heard he's blind from the waist down.

Maria: Oh....

by Crackhead16 December 1, 2011