Guinea pig

A slang term for a heavy set Italian man

Patrick: Louie Gambino is such a disgusting guinea pig. Every week he comes here, inhales 6 hoagies and drinks himself to sleep.

Connor: What a fat ass scumbag.

by Crackhead16 June 03, 2012

Blind from the waist down

An expression used to describe someone who is bad in bed.

Maria: Whoa! Look at that hunk. I'd like to get with that guy.

Julia: Yeah that's Dave. He's pretty sexy but I heard he's blind from the waist down.

Maria: Oh....

by Crackhead16 June 09, 2011