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turd wars

All the crap Star Wars movies with new crap titles.

Episode 4: A New Poop
Episode 5: The Empire Shits Back
Episode 6: Return of the ShitEye

Episode 1: The Phantom Ghost Shit
Episode 2: Attack of the Colons
Episode 3: Revenge of the Shits

Episode 7: The Force in my Colon Awakens

Episode 8: The Last ShitEye
Episode 9: The Shit to End all Shits
Did you see any of the Turd Wars films?

No, they're all crap. But it did made the Force in my Colon awaken!
by LonePooper May 2, 2018
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Beast Wars

Kickass, Emmy award winning CG show. Autobot descendants the Maximals battle against Decepticon descendants the Predacons.

Very well-received by Transformers fans and non-fans because of its inventive story, beautiful imagery and badass characters.
"So for now, let the battle be here... on this strange, primitive world... and let it be called.... BEAST WARS!!!!"

-Optimus Primal, leader of the Maximals, Episode 1
by Count3d January 3, 2009
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halo wars 2

one of the only decent games made by 343 industries
guy1: hey wanna hop on halo wars 2?
guy2: sure, its actually not a shit game
by haloreach1022 December 14, 2020
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Clone wars

The best thing Star Wars has to offer, its dark, has amazing storylines and characters.
Hey do you watch clone wars? If you don’t what are you waiting for?
by Chazzelton94 July 28, 2020
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console wars

The stupidiest war that has ever been fought... Ever. It's usually filled with stupid graphic whoring fanboys and nerds who always have to point out every detail of a console thinking that the more power it has the better it is. (Newsflash: Just cause it has more power doesn't mean it's instantly better. For example the SNES didn't need fancy graphics just to create awesome games.).
With the release of the Nintendo DS and PSP the stupidity has taken to a next level, man I should write an article called "Nintendo geeks versus Sony freaks"

(Oh yeah and freak is used as an insult, I can't believe people title themselves as 'freaks', I'll just point and laugh at them.)
by That one guy April 10, 2005
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star wars

The epic film series chronicling the rise, fall, and redemption of Anakin Skywalker.
Bash it all you want, it's the greatest film saga ever.
by bigtones September 10, 2004
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hero wars

The most addictive game with the most juicy fake ass ads! I sure do love to see a man with 0 IQ playing that game in the ad in the morning!
Speaker 1: I am so tired of this god damn hero wars ads...
Speaker 2: You're not alone...
by i eat little babies for lunch February 15, 2021
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