Harris wanks

a subby femboy who takes it off a lizard

Harris wanks is a gay guy who likes kyle

by Subby Gen boy November 15, 2025

wisdom wank

The act of masturbating in order to gain clear insight into a troubling decision or situation.

Bro, I wanted to cheat on her, but after my wisdom wank, I was fine.

by teaseit August 5, 2014

Wankst

an attention-whoring angsty big baby who like diapers, furries, futas, inflation, and anything that's evangelion-related. he also LOVES toilet quagmire.

Wankst is a big baby!

by GobotsFanForever August 8, 2020

Sad Wank

To go home after a bad night out or other disheartening event and console ones self by sitting in the dark and having a wank. Also know as pulling a Joni or an SW. ( crying optional but recommended)

Just got knocked back by a blind midget... I'm going home for a sad wank.

by The Marine Scientist November 12, 2013

Wankst

an attention-whoring big baby who likes diapers, futas, inflation, furries, and anything that's evangelion-related. he also LOVES toilet quagmire

Wankst is a big baby!

by GobotsFanForever August 8, 2020

cyber danger wank

Rubbing one out under the desk during a Zoom meeting. Simply put, choking the chicken down low while being professional up top.

Ashley- “Did you see Matt’s arm shaking during the Zoom”?

David- “I’ll bet the over he was doing a cyber danger wank”.

by Hucklebucker September 29, 2020

wank bollocks

really bad thing

oh mate thats totally wank bollocks

by wankbollocks December 7, 2021