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Wanky biscuit

A game played by (normally drunk) men. It involves the participants standing in a circle with a biscuit in the middle. The game players must then masturbate onto the afore-mentioned biscuit. The last one to shoot his load is deemed the loser and therefore, as a forfiet, he has to eat it.

It is a game that many people are aware of, yet few will confess to having ever played.
The winter evenings rolled by with the help of our frequent games of wanky biscuit

Craig's tummy has never been the same after he lost that game of wanky biscuit.
by Wednesday Club King September 22, 2009
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Wanky House

Wanky house is a definition used to describe a rubbish to average collection of beats and synth lines around 120-130bpm. Whilst a lot of house music is well produced, interesting and makes for highly pleasurable listening, Wanky House is of poor quality, boring and one ‘tune’ is highly indistinguishable from the next. It is usually only made and listened too for the sake of making and listening to house music. Producers of Wanky house usually only use the pre-sets supplied with the torrented copies of Fruity Loops they possess and will only throw in a Vengeance sample if they are feeling adventurous. Listeners of Wanky house usually do so via Youtube rips and low bit rate torrents, further lowering the quality, and are regular takers of ketamine. They also believe that the music they listen too ‘Is real deep man’.
Oh look, Jack is listening to wanky house again...

This Dj is playing wanky house..
by Goodvibetribe December 25, 2012
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cranky wanky

The act of busting a nut because you are angry/upset/mad. Usually crying while doing it under the sheets
Dad: What's wrong with Andy
Mom: He got grounded for having an F on his report card so now hes having a cranky wanky
Dad: Why is he crying though

Mom: Sobbing and throbbing

Dad:Oh
Mom:I want a divorce greorge I met someone new and he doesn't have a "shrimp"
Dad: I'm going to join billy and cranky wanky with him
by UC.DANK.MEME.420 May 9, 2020
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Wankey

1. N. A social email thread where contributors can bant and use big words while doing so. Successful wankeys have been known to encompass tens of thousands of emails.

2. N. The sociological phenomenon arising from said thread, where social activity is absorbed into the online realm and participants in the thread grow increasingly insular and factionalised.

3. V. To contribute to said email thread.

4. Adj. Wankey-related.
1. Oh my god have you seen wankey? Mark blankeyed!

2. Headline in parish paper "Wankey in Crisis. Foxcab's greatest institution SPLITS"

3. Neil: I'm all shaky?
Aobh: Why?
Neil: I haven't wankeyed in two days.
Aobh: Have some egg.

4. Mmmm, Sunday, good wankey day.
Oh don't really know her as such, she's a wankey friend.
by Yabloko March 31, 2007
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wankery

1. Adjective describing that which has the properies of a wanker.

2. Adjective describing something that has pretentions of being really serious and important, but is really just a bunch of bullshit.

3. Abstract noun referring to the property of being totally fucking retarded.
"I'm sick of all these wankery Star Wars assholes trying to tell me George Lucas is a genius."

"This place reeks of wankery."
by Jonbron May 30, 2005
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Wangry

Steven Wang when he found out there was a rager at his house and he wasn't invited
Hey man, I'm not just angry right now, I'm WANGRY!
by Stevenwang January 30, 2017
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wanklympics

An event held every four years for the keen young wankers of every nation.
'This is a report form the Barcelona Wanklympics.'

'How does it feel to have won the gold medal for the 100 wanks?'
'The competition was very stiff but I held my own! Pass the tissues mate!'
by TommyTosspot March 28, 2009
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