A game played by (normally drunk) men. It involves the participants standing in a circle with a biscuit in the middle. The game players must then masturbate onto the afore-mentioned biscuit. The last one to shoot his load is deemed the loser and therefore, as a forfiet, he has to eat it.
It is a game that many people are aware of, yet few will confess to having ever played.
It is a game that many people are aware of, yet few will confess to having ever played.
The winter evenings rolled by with the help of our frequent games of wanky biscuit
Craig's tummy has never been the same after he lost that game of wanky biscuit.
Craig's tummy has never been the same after he lost that game of wanky biscuit.
by Wednesday Club King September 22, 2009
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by Goodvibetribe December 25, 2012
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Dad: What's wrong with Andy
Mom: He got grounded for having an F on his report card so now hes having a cranky wanky
Dad: Why is he crying though
Mom: Sobbing and throbbing
Dad:Oh
Mom:I want a divorce greorge I met someone new and he doesn't have a "shrimp"
Dad: I'm going to join billy and cranky wanky with him
Mom: He got grounded for having an F on his report card so now hes having a cranky wanky
Dad: Why is he crying though
Mom: Sobbing and throbbing
Dad:Oh
Mom:I want a divorce greorge I met someone new and he doesn't have a "shrimp"
Dad: I'm going to join billy and cranky wanky with him
by UC.DANK.MEME.420 May 9, 2020
Get the cranky wanky mug.1. N. A social email thread where contributors can bant and use big words while doing so. Successful wankeys have been known to encompass tens of thousands of emails.
2. N. The sociological phenomenon arising from said thread, where social activity is absorbed into the online realm and participants in the thread grow increasingly insular and factionalised.
3. V. To contribute to said email thread.
4. Adj. Wankey-related.
2. N. The sociological phenomenon arising from said thread, where social activity is absorbed into the online realm and participants in the thread grow increasingly insular and factionalised.
3. V. To contribute to said email thread.
4. Adj. Wankey-related.
1. Oh my god have you seen wankey? Mark blankeyed!
2. Headline in parish paper "Wankey in Crisis. Foxcab's greatest institution SPLITS"
3. Neil: I'm all shaky?
Aobh: Why?
Neil: I haven't wankeyed in two days.
Aobh: Have some egg.
4. Mmmm, Sunday, good wankey day.
Oh don't really know her as such, she's a wankey friend.
2. Headline in parish paper "Wankey in Crisis. Foxcab's greatest institution SPLITS"
3. Neil: I'm all shaky?
Aobh: Why?
Neil: I haven't wankeyed in two days.
Aobh: Have some egg.
4. Mmmm, Sunday, good wankey day.
Oh don't really know her as such, she's a wankey friend.
by Yabloko March 31, 2007
Get the Wankey mug.1. Adjective describing that which has the properies of a wanker.
2. Adjective describing something that has pretentions of being really serious and important, but is really just a bunch of bullshit.
3. Abstract noun referring to the property of being totally fucking retarded.
2. Adjective describing something that has pretentions of being really serious and important, but is really just a bunch of bullshit.
3. Abstract noun referring to the property of being totally fucking retarded.
"I'm sick of all these wankery Star Wars assholes trying to tell me George Lucas is a genius."
"This place reeks of wankery."
"This place reeks of wankery."
by Jonbron May 30, 2005
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Get the Wangry mug.'This is a report form the Barcelona Wanklympics.'
'How does it feel to have won the gold medal for the 100 wanks?'
'The competition was very stiff but I held my own! Pass the tissues mate!'
'How does it feel to have won the gold medal for the 100 wanks?'
'The competition was very stiff but I held my own! Pass the tissues mate!'
by TommyTosspot March 28, 2009
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