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wankopaedia 

Common name for any publication that can be used to support masturbation activity. From traditional top-shelf porn mags through to lingerie catalogues - all wankopaedias.
Dude 1: "Man, that was a bad day at work."
Dude 2: "No shit, Dawg. Just relax yourself at home with a good wankopaedia."
wankopaedia by Wizards Sleeve August 31, 2006
Excessive amounts of needless, often show-offish behaviour that means nothing to anybody else.
Jeez, John's new song is a wankorama.
wankorama by pravda23 October 17, 2008

wankmaxxing

Wankmaxxing is the process of maximizing your wank power. This can be ejaculating several times a day or any type of self pleasure. This also means wankmaxxing can include "gapemaxxing" the process of maximizing how big your asshole gape is.
Dude 1: "Get on rainbow six siege"
Dude 2: "I cant I'm wankmaxxing"
Dude 1: "Now that you say that I might have to gapemaxx"
wankmaxxing by uidgame September 12, 2023