wankin the willy

beating your cock so much your sperm shoots out at 32mph onto your ceiling fan that sprays it around like the fucking 4th of july

Jeffery Epstein “Oh boy I’m gonna start wankin the willy to another underaged child”

The kids mom “I thought I sent my kid to a boy scouts camp. Not a fucking XXVIDEOS Orgy scene”

by Bill Clinton Touched Me May 14, 2023

Wankin' The Hose

When you go to a hoe's house, and commit dubious acts, such as foghorning, and doing real monkey (nigga) stuff.

Dude, yesterday I was totally Wankin' The Hose at this boss's house!

by JasonBourneTheSecond March 1, 2025

Wankin'

Wankin' is a definition of beating your shit/dick

FBI agent: Damn is that nigga wankin'?

by littletinymidgetman March 6, 2024