bearded wonderland

A fake reality or delusion created by those who choose to rock the beard. It is also a good reason to take absolutely no personal responsibility in anything that you do.

Bearded Asshole: "I don't understand why everyone is coming down so hard on me."

Co-Worker: "It's because you are at work and never do anything productive."

Bearded Asshole: "Well my shoulder, feelings and brain hurt. Nobody understands me."

Co-Worker: "Stop being such a douche bag and step out of your bearded wonderland.

bearded wonderland by The MI Shocker April 17, 2014

5 Minutes in Wonderland 

A slang term for a salvia trip. This is due to the fact that after smoking salvia, a trip lasts for approximately 5 minutes but is so intense that it can be compared to being in Wonderland.

Man, I scored some 50x for real cheap from the head shop downtown. We're going to get together tonight and have 5 minutes in Wonderland.

5 Minutes in Wonderland by AlexeiTheTroll March 20, 2011

Your Body is a Wonderland 

John Mayer song from his hit debut album Room for Squares. Basically, a romantic song about sex.

See also: No Such Thing

And if you want love,
We'll make it
Swim in a deep sea
Of blankets
Take all your big plans
And break 'em
This is bound to be awhile

Your body is a wonderland
Your body is a wonder
I'll use my hands
Your body is a wonderland
Your body is a wonderland

Your Body is a Wonderland by Nicolle August 14, 2003

Alison Wonderland 

A woman who has found a way to make beats that sound as good as she looks, and she looks really really good. She also has a little black dog named Molly and seems to be a bit nice of a person. She may or may not have lost my stormtrooper pendant after her last show on her Run tour.

Alison wonderland is too cool for this.

Alison Wonderland by Sp0ka July 23, 2016

alice in wonderland 

the movie including almost all hallucination drugs
a complete acid trip turned movie
also a cat disappears, leaving only his smile and croquet is played with flamingos as mallets!!

Scene from Alice in Wonderland: That capterpiller is smoking a hooka and telling her to eat a mushroom to make her grow bigger or smaller!!!

alice in wonderland by ari is MY NAME!!! May 7, 2007

Wakeland High School 

Founded in 2006, in Frisco TX having only one good type of sports team, yet ironically its the sport America doesnt like. Soccer. It has attracted many from around Frisco that claim they are either Frats, Bros, LAX players, and those who think Jersey Shore is the best show around. The school is filled with wannabes and nothing but cliques of punkasses and posers, and also how the kids of the school faculty are the school sluts and skanks. Not to mention the black kids who think they go hard and throw up gang signs saying "swag", "aye", and "fresh" and they claimed they grew up and had a harder life WHILE driving their Daddys BMW, or Mercedes in their new Air Jordans and Ed Hardy clothes. It seems as if though the kids that are not popular are the only ones who have their heads on straight, but even then they still act stupid.

Brendan- Hey bro, shes muff cabbage. Wanna go play some LAX later? My bro also got us some Natty lights. I might be able to break my record of 3 tonight!

Kelton- Aye ya bro, Im down. Let me do smush smush with her first, and I cant tonight, I gotta wack off to Ronnie tonight. New episode of the best show ever.

Brendan- Want a brojob instead? Also the soccer team is playing at Wakeland High School.

Kelton- Brojob sounds good brah.

Wakeland High School by IhateWakeland May 23, 2011

boogie wonderland 

Dance, boogie wonderland
Ha, ha, dance
Boogie wonderland
Sounds fly through the night; I chase my vinyl dreams to Boogie Wonderland
I find romance when I start to dance in Boogie Wonderland
I find romance when I start to dance in Boogie Wonderland
All the love in the world can't be gone

Hey! Dance! Boogie wonderland!

boogie wonderland by Carphe October 25, 2020