guitar wankage

Excessive shredding, self-absorbed guitar soloing, or devotion to nerdy, technical aspects about guitars; also owning or fantasizing about extremely expensive equipment designed to make one feel better about oneself as a guitar player.

I went into guitar center the other day, but the guitar wankage was so over the top I had to clean my ears out with a q-tip.

by Zach Amsden December 9, 2008

Mahattan Wankbag'n

The act of jerking someone off into a plastic wal-mart bag while in Manhattan.

Justin: How was your trip to Manhattan?
me: it was good, I got jerked off into a walmart bag
Justin: What?! She was Mahattan Wankbag'n!

by sTEAK fINGERS July 2, 2017

Wankbag

A bag of wank, someone who is useful for nothing else but to collect the sex wee of dirty men.

Literal: "Wow Paris Hilton's a real wankbag in that sex tape"

Everyday: "You know that dude Dan? He totally stole my slushee the other day. What a wankbag."

by Aoife Brady September 2, 2007

wankage

to wank hard very hard very very hard like a leetmaster wanker , to wank in the metaphorical sense is bad it means you suck

supreme wankage was had last night

by NICK WHO DOES NOT LIKE MARTIN October 21, 2003

midget wrestling wankbag

A tiny midget, who would like to "put it inside" anything that walks...

Tubs is a midget wrestling wankbag, and he totall wants to put it inside Joanne

by rjf1986 May 31, 2007

Wankagram

A male stripper hired to expose his cock and masturbate in front of a woman before ejaculating for her.

Sitting on a high stool at the bar, her short skirt riding up, she watched with amusement as the Wankagram approached, his erect cock sticking out of his pants. As she leaned forward in anticipation, the guy kept wanking hard and fast until he shot his sticky load into the empty wineglass she was teasing him with. It was all over in less than 3 minutes.

by TossBoy April 21, 2009

guitar wankage

Excessive shredding, self-absorbed guitar soloing, or devotion to nerdy, technical aspects about guitars; also owning or fantasizing about extremely expensive equipment designed to make one feel better about oneself as a guitar player.

I went into guitar center the other day, but the guitar wankage was so over the top I had to clean my ears out with a q-tip.

by Zach Amsden December 9, 2008