relationship wallpaper

When someone uses a large picture of their significant other or themselves with that significant other as computer (especially laptop) wallpaper to annoyingly illustrate the fact that they are in a relationship to the whole world, and especially their classmates.

Student1: look at that lamer using a pic of himself and his fat girlfriend at a toga party as relationship wallpaper.

Student2: yeah, look at that backfat on both of them. gross.

by loulud79 November 07, 2009

Living Wallpaper

A term for a Person who has not enough substance or popularity to to set of a motion detector.

Dude, isn't that Living Wallpaper?

by The iRan February 04, 2009

wallpaper pants

Pants printed with a print typically associated with wallpaper, such as flowers or a busy design. Typically preferred by the fashionable set, and teenagers.

Girl 1: Get a look at those wallpaper pants!
Girl 2: OMG, they're blinding.

by halsiebalsie July 30, 2012

scraping wallpaper

A term used as a replacement to "masturbation". Used to keep others in the dark.

Nancy: "So what did you do last night?"
Bob: "I was scraping wallpaper"
Nancy: "O yeah? Where?"
Bob: "In my room"

by Julio Mendez March 20, 2008

Wallpaper View

If something just looks too good that it seems to be unreal. Think of those common wallpapers on your desktop. The ones with palms, beaches and beautiful landscapes, or of those skylines etc.

*Dan is posting a picture of a beautiful lonely island (where he actually is)*
John: are you kidding me? this looks sooo awesome!
Dan: i know, right? when i arrived there i was unable to move because of that WALLPAPER VIEW! it just looked to good to be true.

(Sorry for my english :( -not a native speaker)

by Kota.Thomas June 16, 2011

wallpaper gig

A musical performance intended to merely enhance the ambiance of a social function, rather than to directly enertain an attentive audience (i.e. dinner music).

"How'd the gig go last night?" / "I kept fucking up, but it was a wallpaper gig, so nobody noticed..."

by The DA August 08, 2006

stare at the wallpaper

when you take a shit without reading material. staring at the wall in front of you is pretty much all you can do, unless you can beat one out with the smell of your own poo

There were some old issues of Modern Bride, so I just decided to stare at the wallpaper.

by Ace-Money April 29, 2008