Waldorfian 

Subscribing to a lifestyle/child-rearing/educational philosophy based on the teachings of Rudolph Steiner, a Waldorfian believes that a child's spirit and physical being are at least as important as his/her intellectual being.

The Waldorfian believes there is nothing funny about 14 year old boys wearing flowers in their hair and skipping around a May pole, and is often out of touch with popular culture due to the fact that they "don't do media."

A middle-aged Waldorfian often looks several years older than her chronological age due to sun exposure, an aversion to hair dye, and possibly frequent use of pharmacological substances in her younger years.

A Waldorfian may felt wool that has been naturally dyed in organic vegetable juice, and dress herself and her children in wool hats and socks even in the summer.

He's obsessed with the Wii at his friend's house because his parents are Waldorfian.

Waldorfian by slightlyoutoftouch June 10, 2011

Waldorf 

A branch of private schools commonly found in mainly the US and Germany, and were founded by the Austrian Anthrposophist philosopher Rudolf Steiner.

Although Waldorf Schools are legitimate schools, critics continue to claim that the school is a cult, and that students are indoctrinated with the ideals of Anthroposophy. Though these allegations are probably false, Waldorf Schools do use some methods which may appear outdated or silly.

But overall it's a pretty good school.

Waldorf: the only school that is also the name of a salad.

Waldorf by El_Haggis September 10, 2006

Waldorf School 

Weird. Just plain weird. If you attend one, you know.

Waldorf schools are weird

Waldorf School by cheese monger lady August 5, 2020

Waldorf 

A suburb of Washington D.C. known for its odd demography and crime. Waldorf is mainly a commuter town, where most of its inhabitants commute into Washington D.C. to work. The following argument exists about whether or not to consider Waldorf a ghetto or not:

It IS a ghetto because of the high level of crime and drug use.

It IS NOT a ghetto because of the low level of poverty-stricken inhabitants.

Most of waldorf is middle class housing, except for the older portions and neighborhoods including Lancaster, Holly Station, and Acton Villa, which range from lower to lower-middle class housing.

Waldorf: Interesting, but a horrible place to raise a kid.

Waldorf by Lee Crooks July 29, 2007

Waldorf 

A real hot spot right outside of Washington DC. This city is all about getting high and boozed up! At any given time you can be mugged or even shot! Original home of the SMIB

Yo nigga you tryin to go to Waldorf this weekend

Waldorf by Michael Arguelles December 12, 2004

Statler and Waldorf

1) two of Jim Henson's muppets. They are cranky, cantankerous old men who go out of their way to make everyone near them miserable.

2) two people who resemble the characters Statler and Waldorf in their behavior.

3) two people who pester, harass, and nettle the people around them because they have literally nothing better to do.

"Wow, do Skimmel and Sean ever shut up? They're just as obnoxious as Statler and Waldorf!"

"Don't feel bad hon, Draknar and Shalok always act like that. They're Statler and Waldorf."

Statler and Waldorf by ihatemuppets83 October 27, 2010

waldorfing 

the act of attacking one's sibling in inappropriate or classy venues after far too many hours of drinking

Chael was escorted from the hotel after waldorfing his brother in suite 31H and bloodying the carpet

waldorfing by UncleMesa October 21, 2010