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walahi

I swear to god.

This word has an arabic background and is often said by many people regardless of their location.
Person 1: I just bought some <insert name here>
Person 2: Say Walahi guy!
by Brown Pimpette May 22, 2005
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WYLAPIYMAW

Would You Like A Penis In Your Mouth As Well

This refers to what DMB fans are offered when asking for the terrible music of the Dave Mathews Band.

Created on Phantasy Tour (PT)

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DMB Fan: "anyone have the link to single songs or the full shows? dmb IS BACK! bustout city."

Well regarded citizen: Would you like a penis in your mouth as well. (WYLAPIYMAW)
by IcculusPhannerz June 12, 2010
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Walahi

Slang for ''I Swear to Allah''
Used by Muslims.
Man: Did That Really Happen?
Dude: Walahi!!
by Frankshizzle January 15, 2007
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Walahi Bilahi

Used by the students at Kipling Colligiate Institute.

'Walahi' means swear to god in arabic while 'bilahi' is just a word that rhymes.

Saying 'Walahi Bilahi' means i swear to god even more, as opposed to just saying walahi.

It is usually said to fit in and is riduculed by others who hear it said in serious context.
person #1: I don't believe you

person #2: Walahi Bilahi i didn't do it
by Lamers93 February 19, 2011
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walaphant

A lean woman who breaks porches and steals all of your food
That walaphant broke my porch and stole my Doritos
by Jimjon December 23, 2015
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waladinger

Matt Is a waladinger
by Matt May 4, 2004
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Walahi

Arabic word conspicuously overused by men pretending to have adopted the Islamic faith in order to appear either educated, religious, and to verbally deflect & defend against various criminal & moral actions including but not limited to, Funeral Escorts; Bank Fraud; Tax Evasion; Police Impersonation; Felony Traffic Offenses; Marital Infidelity; Sex Offenses; Appeasement of Psychotic Side Pieces.

May often be used as a replacement for “uhh” or “ummm” when making up rapid excuses, lies or other untruths in the face of sleeping on the couch, in the office, or going to jail.
“I’m not running around town with other girls, WALAHI!”

“Walahi when I’m out of jail, we will be together!”

“Walahi, my bail won’t be revoked!” “
Walahi!! I never ran intersections with lights & sirens!”

“Walahi, I have never cheated on you WALAHI!!”

“Officer, walahi! I never fifty-fifty’ed that intersection!”

“WOMEN & CHILDREN NEED US!! WALAHI!!”
by SgtVidler April 24, 2022
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