Wal-mart 

The redneck one-stop-wonder, a place where you can buy your tires, have them changed, get your groceries and the lacey teddy that you plan to fuck your sister in, ALL IN ONE STOP. Gawd' Bless de Wal-mart

For the family vacation Clem loaded up all the youngins' and took em' to the local wal-mart

Wal-mart by Sate-the-masses January 27, 2005

Wal-Mart 

Corporation bent on world-domination.

"I'm not anti-corporate. I'm just anti-Wal-Mart. I heard about some nasty things they do to other jobs which ultimately drive them out of business. After I learned that, I had a great disrespect for Wal-Mart."
-me

Wal-Mart by Dave January 7, 2005

Wal-Mart 

A large, parasitic corporation who moves like a plague, eating up all business in it's wake, and leaving a large, gray store with cheap, plastic crap.

They take jobs, and then screw over their employees by destroying any union they come up with, or fireing them, or making them work in the childrens section.

They close down all little shoppes in the area, and then sponsor people to start up new businesses, with advance revinue going back to Wal-Mart (*This is just a conspiracy theory, but I'm sure it is real*)

Damn Wal-Mart moved in. The Pic-n-Save is gone, and now I have to work there. If I say anything about Union, they'll fire me. Damn Wal-Mart.

Look at those hippies, trying to stop Wal-Mart from being built. Spike those trees!

Wal-Mart stores are niggers! (check my definition)

Wal-Mart by Maine Event April 8, 2004

Wal-mart 

The home of all the cheap crap you'll ever need!

If Wal-Mart keeps lowering their prices every day, how come nothing is free yet?

Wal-mart by TheBurninator November 17, 2003

Wal-mart 

A store which out sources Canadian and American jobs to third world countries in order to sell cheap merchandise to third world refugees in Canada and America.

We're going out of business, a Wal-mart opened in our city...

Wal-mart by left4ded April 17, 2005

wal-mart 

A large piece of shit.

wal-mart is one big piece of shit with a door

wal-mart by ananomus July 22, 2004

Wal-Mart 

The only thing in the world that can build a store the size of a pro football stadium in the middle of a cow pasture and make a profit. The construction of a Wal-Mart usually generates it's own ecosystem, complete with hotels, a Krispy Kreme doughnut shop, a new Chevy dealership, a Cracker Barrell, a SAM's CLUB, and a gas station. Some parking lots of new Wal-Marts may require a ski lift or tram ride to make it to the front door.

In the year 2034, world domination will be fought over by Wal-Mart, McDonald's, Microsoft, and Exxon Mobil. People will be torn over who to allign themselves with, Always low prices, bland food with "Mc" slapped on the front of McEverything on the McMenu, The latest $300 operating system you swear is the same as the last one, or $18/gallon gas to fill your new Bradley Fighting Veichle (the next Hummer)

Wal-Mart by Names are for sissies June 12, 2006