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Watery Cunt 

A person who is easily offended by wind ups and jokes, thinking they are being picked on or others are mean to them. This often results in a huff or cry.
They can also be excessively nice to others, this may seem false, especially if done to acquaintances.
Oh God Vicki stop whinging about what Crystal said, it was a joke. You are being a watery cunt.
OR
Why is Lucy being so nice to me, I hardly know her. I have no idea Nina, she is such a watery cunt.
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Watery Arse

An Australian term that refers to ones inability to harden up.

To be a "Watery Arse" is to be someone who is coward, a person lacking of something important or to be missing a sack.

Watery Ass is a way of saying that person goes to water and is an Australian Insult.
Example 1:
Robbo: 'Do you know if Stevo ask Beryl out?"
Jono: 'Nah mate, hes a watery arse!"

Example 2:
Group *singing*: 'Shot, Shot, Shot, Shot...'
Bloke: 'Nah mate, I have to drive'
Blokes Mate: 'Fucking watery arse'

Example 3:
Browny: 'Did you hear that sly c**t pinched Smithy's Mrs and legged it?'
Red: ' not suprised mate, that bloke has always been a watery arse'
Watery Arse by Jaanaism March 16, 2018

plumb wafters 

A wafter of plums, someone who likes air to waft around his sack. 2 men going fishing for a weekend together could be referred to as plum wafters. homosexual's
Mr Gordon and his friend went to a lake where several pairs of men in short sleeve tshirts and moustaches were seen fishing together. They were referred to as plumb wafters .
plumb wafters by TM_SG June 28, 2010

watery ending

Adj.
A bowel movement beginning as a solid production, but turns violently into liquid just before finishing.
Man, after a hard night of drinking at that bachelor party in Vegas, I got stuck with a watery ending! I needed two courtesy flushes!
watery ending by L'Reig November 11, 2004

watery ending

Flight attendant: "In case of a watery ending, the exits are to your left and right." ::hand gestures::
Captain: "Ladies and gentelmen, please prepare for a watery ending."
-euphoric captain voice-
watery ending by L'Reig November 12, 2004

Hot Fiery Watery Poo Poo 

A form of diarrhea that hits you all of a sudden. It is so hot and firery that it burns the hair around your asshole leaving third degree burns. It also leaves a glowing ring around your toilet bowl for days.
He ate so much Mexican food last night that he had hot fiery watery poo poo.
Hot Fiery Watery Poo Poo by kbbmech September 2, 2010