by Jodie Matthews February 9, 2005
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When driving down a perfectly beautiful mountain road, one decides that a sparsely cleared, treacherously rocky, pine-cone encrusted jeep trail to the right seems like a logical route for a Subaru Forester to explore at 60 miles per hour. Screeching brakes, 100ft skid, flailing arms, wailing voices, mountains of dust, and a pine cone later, the car is humbling and hysterically unloaded to replace the right front wheel because a pine cone sliced a 1-inch gash in the sidewall. This deserves a Watson Award for sheer stupidity that ultimately led to endless laughter and ridicule.
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by bigfatsimpydude July 15, 2021
Get the carter watson mug.Dr John Watson: So you’ve got a boyfriend?
Sherlock Holmes: No.
Dr John Watson: Right, okay. You’re unattached, just like me. Fine. Good.
Sherlock Holmes: (After an awkward pause) John, um... I think you should know that I consider myself married to my work and while I am flattered by your interest I’m —
Sherlock Holmes: No.
Dr John Watson: Right, okay. You’re unattached, just like me. Fine. Good.
Sherlock Holmes: (After an awkward pause) John, um... I think you should know that I consider myself married to my work and while I am flattered by your interest I’m —
by Neroshrlmp November 2, 2013
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May also lead to occasional sleeping in the truck
May also lead to occasional sleeping in the truck
by Plug1234 November 28, 2019
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