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Vladverage

The combined average age of the women one is currently banging.
One milfy outlier will fuck up your Vladverage.

Vlad is currently banging a 19 year old and a 35 year old, his Vladverage is 27.
by Jim.murff January 25, 2014
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Vlad

An amazing guy that everyone loves and nobody hates. Vlad is everyone's favourite person and if you don't have a Vlad in your life you are the unluckiest person in the world. Vlad is an all round great guy who is good at everything and has a huge penis. Everyone who knows Vlad wants to be close to him. Boys want to be him girls also want to be him.
Vlad: Exists
Everyone: Jesus fuck Vlad you're the coolest guy in the world.
by theo bendy January 26, 2019
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Vladimir

A person who always try to make you happy whenever your down & a person who is hardworking! & also a great friend 😇💙
That guy Vladimir is cute
by lashortone January 11, 2017
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Vladorade

A mixed drink combining Vladimir vodka and the Gatorade of your choosing. Simple instructions: Drink the Gatorade down the the rim about 3/4 of the way down the bottle and then fill it back up with Vlad. Perfect for getting quickly smashed while staying hydrated at the same time.

Not really. Do not rely on this drink to fend off a hangover by staying hydrated. In fact, the hangover will be epic. But the quickly smashed part is definitely true.

Hello college.
Man, I had three Vladorades last night and shit hit the fan. I blacked out by 11 and woke up at 3 in the afternoon on my floor next to a fully cooked ham. We never had a ham, let alone the capacity to cook one.
by Pittsburgh 13 February 22, 2011
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Vladimir

Vladimir, means rules the world, ruler of peace, sovereign of the people. A manly man who knows what he wants, and is usually quite handsome. Usually Russian.
Heey look its Vladimir! He is so HOT!
by roxy000 February 4, 2010
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Vladimir Tod

a vampire who is WAY better than twilights gay ass story line! From the chronicals of vladimir tod, a teenage vampire who kicks ass! Hot and pale, great kisser ; Goes threw high school killing other vampires to stay alive.
Vladimir Tod kicks major twilight ass
by BrutalXkillerxXx May 28, 2010
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Son of a Vlada

son of a vlada is refferd to a blonde slutty whore ,you say this when she really pisses you off ,or just at random ppl you dont like .Including valerie vondra,aka Vlada!
Girl: you jerk!

Guy: you son of a VLADA!
by pyatkopeyak August 23, 2011
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