tight as a vise

Phrase used to describe a girl's vagina when it is too tight or nesarly too tight for her partner's penis to penetrate. While it is common for a virgin to be as tight as a vise, many sexually active young women can be this tight for quite awhile, sometimes until they have a child or they have sex with a partner who has a large girth.

Amy had been having sex for seven years with her first lover but was tight as a vise when I met her because my penis was three or four times thicker than her previous lover. She could not get it in when she tried to mount me that first time, so I had to use some KY and had to push really hard. I couldn't believe it when she bled the first time we had sex because her hymen had never been completely torn. She remained tight as a vise until we had children.

by BRD May 4, 2005

Pulled a vise

When you "forget" your wallet after we get to the store/bar wherever

Shaq: yo lets go halves on the box of beers
Vise: Oh farrrkk I forgot my wallet bro
Shaq: oh.. you pulled a vise again...

by Shanker September 22, 2017

Tiffany Vise

A situation when you feel strong and fragile at the same time

When Evan turned 50 he felt like he was caught in a tiffany vise

by jay duret May 21, 2015

testicle vise grip

to simply grab one's testicles and grip or "vise" them until you come to the point of almost crushing them. usually used after a unrecoverable diss or just cause you simply have an utter discust for that person.

I gave Paul the Testicle Vise Grip after he was talking shit about my girlfriend.

by AceRockolla6969 May 27, 2005

Velvet Vise

When 2 women mush their piss holes together.

Two lesbians created a velvet vise with their mysterious lady parts.

by anonymous August 20, 2024

Viser Grip

A tight vagina aka pum pum
The use of kegel exercises to strengthen the vagina and make sex more pleasurable for the man.

Viser Grip is a reggae song by artist Cecile.

"Why you paying her bills?"

"She got the viser grip!"

by Sugar33 May 17, 2008

Viseu

Viseu is basically a fusion of all insults you can think of, it is commonly used to describe retarded bitches with no use to society.

It can also be used as a verb when something bad or retarded happens in your life.

This teacher is such a Viseu, she should just retire,
Fuck, I just got Viseud.

by LeBoss6 May 23, 2016