Vikingitis

A disease state characterized by misplaced hope. The disease may be contacted early into a Minnesota Viking season, however most symptoms (I.e, hope, delusions of grandeur,) do not manifest until the post season. While there is no cure, the symptoms never lasts past the NFC championship. A

My wife keeps saying the Vikings may go to the Super Bowl this year, I’m concerned she may have contracted vikingitis.

by Tom Kra January 7, 2020

Crotcheral vicinity

The area below the belly button and above the thighs

We’re you bleeding from your crotcheral vicinity?

by Jenaflowet March 18, 2022

Vmin

-is the realest ship next to namjin and yoonseok
-TWO REALLY FKING ATTRACTIVE MEN
-friendship is out of this world
-probably makes out while watching cartoons

jin: can't you spend less on clothing? gucci is too expensive-

tae: *starts making ugly yet beautiful crying faces and mOanS loudly*

jimin: *comforts him* jin, how dare you.
*whispers to him* its okay honey :) you can have all the gucci you want :D

"vmin? whoop namjin is shakinnnnn"

by beeteeass April 19, 2018

Viking up

Viking up

a more fierce vision of man up.

the world is relatively tame since the days when you tried not to catch an axe in the face on the way home.

we put on suits and ties now but we'd viking up real fast if we needed to.

by md76 February 15, 2010

vibing.with.bees

SUPER funny and chill amazing videos but let oda rest in piece😩🙏🏼

hey i got married

with who?
vibing.with.bees
NO WAY theyre a keeper😍

by Chuuya Nakahara March 22, 2021

Techno Viking

a viking visiting Germany, techno vikings heart beats loud enough to provide music for the annual "fuck parade" in Berlin.

able to shatter a persons nerves by simply pointing at them

requires water to be served to him upside down, and is delivered notes on a weekly basis

"this hi-fi sound system runs at 1/10th the volume of Techno Viking s heart beat"

by androooow February 25, 2009

Lonely Viking

The most treasured and elusive sexual move of all time. When one is in a flirtacious situation with a woman, and brings her back to the room for some "heavy petting". When they get to the room and the woman has de-clothed, the man goes to his closet and says, "Hold on, I have something for you." He pulls out a viking helmet and a sword, which the woman puts on. She is sitting on the side of the bed, and the man then says, "I'll be right back." He never comes back. The woman is alone. In a viking outfit. Hence, the "Lonely Viking".

Lisa Russ is so hot, I just want to lonely viking her so bad.

by aliens9700 May 10, 2007