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A one time decent TV station that showed real music; now, a pathetic copy of the worst station on cable, MTV
vh1 by Billy Florio April 30, 2003
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A channel that used to be the superior music channel on TV, but has degenerated into a horrible ripoff of MTV, turning into an inane mass of awful reality shows involving celebrities that nobody has ever heard of, largely watched by mindless, slutty bubblegum-chewing 13 year old girls.
There are three types of shows on VH1 nowadays. First, the wacky life of a celebrity as he goes about his daily business with his entourage, who don't appear to have any responsibility other than to ride the celebrity's coattails where ever he goes and use his stuff. The drama in these shows consist of arguing about which person living in their house ate the celebrities paperbagged lunch in the fridge, when he CLEARLY marked his name on it. Next, the wacky reality show where celebrities get together and take do various things, such as going through rehab and losing weight, while making fun of them each step along the way. For example, when Steven Adler, trying to stay clean from heroin which has controlled and ruined his life for the last 25 years, has a scary and sad relapse on the show Sober House, VH1 calls it a "wild adventure" even though he was so fucked up he couldn't open his eyes or stop shaking. Classy. Then, there's the wacky show that shows a celebrity's search for a trophy wife, which is narrowed down to 12 questionably attractive golddiggers searching for an endless supply of money and a powerful man. This currently consists of at least half of the shows currently airing on VH1.
There are three types of shows on VH1 nowadays. First, the wacky life of a celebrity as he goes about his daily business with his entourage, who don't appear to have any responsibility other than to ride the celebrity's coattails where ever he goes and use his stuff. The drama in these shows consist of arguing about which person living in their house ate the celebrities paperbagged lunch in the fridge, when he CLEARLY marked his name on it. Next, the wacky reality show where celebrities get together and take do various things, such as going through rehab and losing weight, while making fun of them each step along the way. For example, when Steven Adler, trying to stay clean from heroin which has controlled and ruined his life for the last 25 years, has a scary and sad relapse on the show Sober House, VH1 calls it a "wild adventure" even though he was so fucked up he couldn't open his eyes or stop shaking. Classy. Then, there's the wacky show that shows a celebrity's search for a trophy wife, which is narrowed down to 12 questionably attractive golddiggers searching for an endless supply of money and a powerful man. This currently consists of at least half of the shows currently airing on VH1.
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A "music" channel that has suddenly turned to pop culture and shows that nobody could give a crap about. All they do anymore is interview D-LIST celebrities like Kathy Lee Griffin and magazine editors about where Jay-Z gets his haircut and why Harry and the Hendersons was the greatest movie of all time. This channel is pathetic!
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The television station that is 100% opinionated when it comes to "facts" they talk about on tv, when really it's all what the producers think.
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A piss poor substitute for Mtv. Its like putting cum on your sandwich instead of mayonnaise. Some people say it plays more music, but it usually doesn't start until 3. Its "awesomely bad" series makes the TRL look like networking genius and its show insideout makes the Real World feel like a wet dream to watch. The only good thing about the channel is that is has I love the 70's,80's, and 80's strikes back.
kid1-whatz on mtv?
kid2-Cribs
kid1-ewww.Whatz on vh1
kid2-The Fabolous Life of Britany Spears
kid2-EWWW!!!lets go practice our guitars
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kid1-ewww.Whatz on vh1
kid2-The Fabolous Life of Britany Spears
kid2-EWWW!!!lets go practice our guitars