fart ventriloquist

(noun) A fart ventriloquist is someone who is capable of creating the appearance that their fart originated from another person. This person can elicit much joy in his or her observers, but to the detriment of the poor sap who has been targeted.

-Holy crap! Do you smell that?! Ewww!! Adam farted!

(*shreeks and screams of those within the smell-zone*)

-Dude, I totally just blamed that fart on Adam.
--You damn fart ventriloquist. You'll pay for that. You and your stank-ass.

by The Supporter May 20, 2007

Ventrilojism

Masturbating with one hand while talking dirty to yourself with a hand puppet on the other hand then ejaculating into its mouth.

Jeff Dunham is funny, but not as funny as the look on my mom's face when she caught my ventrilojism show.

by Didlme December 30, 2021

Penis Ventriloquist

A person who makes penises talk without moving their mouth or taking the dick out of his or her mouth. A very skillfull dick sucker.

Janice sucks my dick so well, I call her my penis ventriloquist.

by MelCefus August 13, 2006

ventriloklepto

n. Someone who instigates the theft of something by proxy. A person who incites another to steal for their own benefit.

Aubree: "Ok, who's gonna steal me a flower before we leave?"
Jamie: "Aubs...you're such a ventriloklepto...nobody's gonna be your puppet."

by Walker Kellogg February 1, 2008

ventriloquized

The act of throwing one's voice to make it appear someone else had spoken.

I didn't say dinner tasted nasty, Nick ventriloquized me or something, that's why you thought it was me!

by Heretic617 May 18, 2017

shart ventriloquist

The ability to send a shart through another person.
Also known as ventrilashart

Often used at taco parties and family gatherings

Whoa, You really sharted! It was not me!!!

Ha. Got them with the shart ventriloquist trick

by Hersheydog March 7, 2023

auto ventriloquism

Auto ventriloquism is the art of talking or signing to oneself without moving one's lips while driving an automobile.

Passenger: "Hey, look at the guy in the car next to us. What an uptight douche bag."

Driver: "He's not uptight, man. Look you can see his lips moving a little. He's practicing auto ventriloquism."

by rufusclay November 9, 2013