Ventrilojism 

Masturbating with one hand while talking dirty to yourself with a hand puppet on the other hand then ejaculating into its mouth.

Jeff Dunham is funny, but not as funny as the look on my mom's face when she caught my ventrilojism show.

Ventrilojism by Didlme December 30, 2021

Ventrilojizm

The act of vengefully jizzing upon or within an individual whom you have recently made your cock puppet.

Inmate 1: Did you hear about Frank? He's in the infirmary for anal hemorrhaging.
Inmate 2: Shit, what happened?
Inmate 1: Eh, Big Monty made him a legitimate cock puppet in the showers.
Inmate 2: Oh damn!
Inmate 1: Yep, even finished it with some post-sodomy Ventrilojizm.
Inmate 2: Messy.

Ventrilojizm by MajesticLlama August 20, 2011

Ventrilofist 

The act of using a person as a sock puppet during the process of vaginal or anal fisting. Minimum required depth to the radiocarpal joint with full palmar flexion of the wrist.

Choice of voice for puppet at the discretion of operator. Kermit the Frog is appropriate as default for most situations.

See also: Muppetfist

I knew it was love after the first ventrilofist!

Man that ranga lisping cop ventrilofisted me all night!

Hey dude, we were all ventrilofisting your mum last night!

I made my best mate sing "It's not easy being green" and "somewhere over the rainbow" for 7 hours last night when I was ventrilofisting him!

Ventrilofist by The ADSJ's May 6, 2011

Rectal Ventriloquism 

A fancier way of saying fart.

Haley has this amazing talent. She has mastered the ability of rectal ventriloquism.

Rectal Ventriloquism by AnselmoJr January 1, 2010

auto ventriloquism 

Auto ventriloquism is the art of talking or signing to oneself without moving one's lips while driving an automobile.

Passenger: "Hey, look at the guy in the car next to us. What an uptight douche bag."

Driver: "He's not uptight, man. Look you can see his lips moving a little. He's practicing auto ventriloquism."

auto ventriloquism by rufusclay November 9, 2013

ventrilogasm

The product of a porn actress's ability to emit loud vocalizations seeming to require great effort without moving their lips or otherwise appearing to engage their vocal cords.

That ventrilogasm was so loud the neighbors called 911 to report an assault.

ventrilogasm by AffirmThis October 19, 2011

Anal Ventriloquism 

The final warning to get out of a situation, ie. Your anus is the one to tell you to get out of there!!!

I was at the bar drinking when someone pulled a gun and I just sat there until I experienced Anal Ventriloquism and knew it was time to get out of there!

Anal Ventriloquism by General Hatchet August 16, 2010