5 definitions by Walker Kellogg

ventriloklepto

n. Someone who instigates the theft of something by proxy. A person who incites another to steal for their own benefit.

Aubree: "Ok, who's gonna steal me a flower before we leave?"
Jamie: "Aubs...you're such a ventriloklepto...nobody's gonna be your puppet."

by Walker Kellogg February 1, 2008

babysit

To pay little or no attention to your alcoholic beverage, letting it sit idle, while you pretend to nurse it.

Hey Nick, you getting paid to babysit that beer? Need a nipple?

by Walker Kellogg July 25, 2005

envirendly

adj. Contraction for "environmentally friendly"
Pronunciation: en'-vir-end"-ly

Nobody likes typing "environmentally friendly" a billion times, right?

environmentallyfriendly
vs.
envirendly

Hey John, we're looking at reducing our carbon footprint at the office by eliminating water bottles. I'd like you to research all of our envirendly options for water purifiers.

by Walker Kellogg April 24, 2008

ecofriendly

adj. A product or idea that is ecologically friendly. Something that was designed or implemented to have a small footprint on the environment, either through manufacturing or use. See envirendly

Using bamboo flooring is an ecofriendly alternative to hardwood because the resource used can be regrown and harvested again in 3 years as opposed to 15-20 years.

by Walker Kellogg April 24, 2008

frizz

Slang for frisbee or a game of ultimate frisbee. Can be a noun or verb.

A few examples:

1.(n.) Yo, knucklehead, throw me the frizz.
2.(n.) You guys down for some frizz?
3.(n.) Hey, let's go down to the beach and wow some hotties with our frizz skills.
4.(v.) Anybody wanna frizz it up?

by Walker Kellogg April 8, 2007