by KingTT July 14, 2003
Get the As Empty as Ventura Avenue on Yom Kippur mug.The only decent city in Ventura County, geared mostly towards the working class and beach bums alike. Ventura is packed with all the retail stores you could need and still has a functioning main street, a rarity in America these days. Ventura does not have a walmart (thank god) but does have a target, kmart, big lots, and pretty much any other superstore that isn't wal mart; including a mall, 3 theaters, and about 20 smoke shops.
Dude, you just kicked my bong and shattered it! Oh well, I'm sure one of the 20 bong shops in Ventura is having a sale..
by kakarotch September 7, 2007
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by Cully54868 April 25, 2010
Get the venturad mug.Someone that would put other's feelings before theirs. Someone who will make you laugh even when she feels like she is about to break. Someone who puts on a fake face and pretends everything is okay when it's really not.
She is beautiful but she doesn't know that. She feels like the most unattractive person ever. She needs a lot of help but doesn't seek it. She is a person who doesn't fight to be right instead she will stay quiet because she doesn't want to lose anyone. Either way, she is an amazing friend that will go above and beyond for her friends. Others would describe her as funny, pretty, smart, and caring but she doesn't think of herself that way. If you ever do find a venara, you are one lucky person, just saying.
She is beautiful but she doesn't know that. She feels like the most unattractive person ever. She needs a lot of help but doesn't seek it. She is a person who doesn't fight to be right instead she will stay quiet because she doesn't want to lose anyone. Either way, she is an amazing friend that will go above and beyond for her friends. Others would describe her as funny, pretty, smart, and caring but she doesn't think of herself that way. If you ever do find a venara, you are one lucky person, just saying.
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The reverse of the Mechanical Rhino "birth" scene from Ace Ventura 2
The reverse of the Mechanical Rhino "birth" scene from Ace Ventura 2
by ThadTimCkark June 9, 2018
Get the Reverse Ace Ventura 2 mug.(v.) Describes an irresponsible, or deliberate destruction of a parcel by a delivery driver who does not appreciate his job. Taken from the titular character's portrayal of a delivery driver in the only funny movie of Jim Carrey's career.
"Man, that FedEx driver must have Ace Ventura'd the hell out of my Antec box. The whole thing is trashed."
"That's why I ship with USPS, douche."
"That's why I ship with USPS, douche."
by RonindeBeatrice March 30, 2010
Get the ace ventura mug.Fat lazy cops who are bored 99% of the time and have nothing better to do than to run around busting teenagers for smoking pot. When it comes to real police work count them out.... They're only interested in things that require minimal or no work on their part. This is caused by the above stated symptoms they show of being fat and lazy and as long as they have their way will continue to do absolutely nothing but harass and arrest the youth of Ventura County for pointless shit.
Ventura County Sheriffs suck
by sheisaterror November 3, 2008
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