Venetian Snares

Sure, it sounds like dumpsters fucking, but it sounds so good!

Venetian Snares really likes pigeons.

by Pussbag McGee November 24, 2020

Venetian tarantula

A cumbersome and tangled tuft of untrimmed pubic hair on a woman that makes it difficult to access the fleshy vagina underneath.

I was considering going down on my girlfriend but her Venetian tarantula was blocking my access.

by F_Bombadier December 3, 2009

venetian clam

A sexual position where the woman puts her ankles behind her head.

Dude, I hooked up with this chick from yoga class and found out she's a fiend for the venetian clam!

by themadnutbag October 13, 2011

Venetian Musket

The act of taking a half melted Vienetta ice cream, loosely spreading it around the asshole and then ramming it inside using a stick.

Me an the Mrs could only manage half the Vienetta last night, so I dropped my trousers and she gave me a Venetian Musket.

by LeeMR February 15, 2017

Venetian Gondola

-noun
Sexual act which takes place on a water bed where the female is in a cowgirl position astride her partner whilst stroking another standing male beside them in a back and forth rowing motion while singing "That's Amoré"

Origins: c.14-16th century Renaissance Venice. Venetian gondoliers often asked courtesans to perform this act in order to live out their gondola fetishes

Federico: Hey Enzo, do you hear singing?
Enzo: Sounds like "That's Amoré", no?
Federico: Rosa must be having another Venetian Gondola ride

by brainfreeze522 May 19, 2010

Venetian Plaster

ejaculating on a face or ass quickly followed by a smack and gentle rubbing to create a marbled finished.

For more depth, let dry and repeat.

"I Venetian Plastered that ass last night."

"I really wanted to Venetian plaster her face, but I'm not sure we're at that level in our relationship, yet."

by Crystal24 October 19, 2014

Ventopillary

That one food that is like your comfort food and it's all you want to eat all the time until suddenly it is no longer satisfying.

My current ventopillary is pistachios.

by Big cheesy May 22, 2022