Vegemite Driller

Vegemite is an Australian delicacy which is very dark brown in colour and of viscose consistency, it is somewhat reminiscent of fecal matter.
A mans anus is choc-full of fecal matter, which is somewhat reminiscent of Vegemite; ergo, etc...i

Anal sex between men establishes a pumping motion, reminiscent of drilling.

Therefore, it is logical that the act of anal sex between two consenting men of (or exceeding) the age of consent be referred to as Vegemite Drilling and the men themselves be named Vegemite Drillers.

Those two Vegemite Drillers will be drilling for Vegemite until someone ruptures a sphincter.

by fat.cunt.with.a.tiny.cock April 26, 2015

Vegemite

A disgusting, salty black paste that Australians worship. Harvested from Kangaroo excretion, the excretion is then cooked on the Bunnings grill and heated into Vegemite. - Used as a method of execution in the late 1700s.

God: *creates vegemite*
Humans: sad moaning noises

by MarcoThePineapple June 20, 2020

vegemite

An Australian paste commonly spread on bread or crackers.
It is browny-black in colour and made from yeast.
It has a salty and tangy taste that is almost inpossible to describe accurately.

"Hey Mum, Can i have a vegemite sandwitch for lunch today?"
"Sure Hun"

by Megzie the Aussie : ) July 6, 2006

Vegemite

A cancerous deathpaste that tastes of sadness, batteries and asses.

How can you love Vegemite? It tastes like sadness. It tastes like batteries. It tastes like asses. I cannot hold a man so close who spreads this cancer on his toast.

-Amanda Palmer

by chrispey March 9, 2011

Cheese and Vegemite Sandwich

The lunch of choice for many Australian children (and adults, for that matter). Often found in school lunchboxes. Cheese used is usually Kraft Cheddar or Coon Tasty.

Referenced in the popular Australian song "Down Under" by Men At Work.

"What have you got for lunch today?"
"Cheese and vegemite sandwich again, mmm"
"Sweet!"

by Jamhos July 25, 2008

vegemite

vegetable extract spread. yum....

HOW TO USE VEGEMITE
spread THINLY on toast or bread, with or without butter.
if spread too thickly, vegemite is inedible, even for aussies.

by Bel April 30, 2005

Vegemite Miner

An Australian term for a gay dude. Vegemite is a brown paste that looks like poop commonly found in Australia as a kind of edible spread. Poop is found in the butthole. Gay dudes go into other dudes buttholes. They often come out with poop on whatever part of their body they used to enter the other dudes anal cavity. Thus when they "pack the fudge," they are in fact mining for Vegemite as well.

Bob: Yo so that dude is the biggest vegemite miner ive ever met.

Joe: Ya bro i know. hes completely gay. what a flamer.

by BD72 February 13, 2009