Vegecrite 

The hypocrites of the vegan world. These attention starved individuals feel the need to annoyingly share with the world their vegan lifestyle, but yet still eat fish!?! To avoid judgement these self-righteous individuals and their fellow hypotarian comrades usually have a quick pontification ready for their defense like: Fish do not have fur, fish don’t communicate, or have legs, or some other asinine reason.

Girl to waiter: “I’m a vegetarian, so I would like to order the grilled halibut with a side of spring vegetables please.”
Waiter to Chef: “Hey Mario, the vegecrite at table 19 wants the fish platter.”

Vegecrite by ifitsso April 20, 2017

Vegemite 

A spread for toast made of vegetable extract. While it is extremely popular in Australia, it is reviled everywhere else. This aspect of vegemite is used for great humour by we Australians, as a single smear of it will reduce a non-Australian to a quivering jelly, similar to a veteran of 'Nam.
To make a vegemite sandwich, you must toast two slices of bread, and then butter it. You must then add just the right amount of spread, I find that half-a-teaspoon per slice works perfectly. Press the two slices together, and eat. Then, depending on nationality, you will proceed to the local pub or to the ER.
Some leading scientists theorise that we Australians can digest vegemite do to our stomachs and tongues being lined with a natural Kevlar, strengthened by years of swearing, drinking and licking kangaroos.

Robert: Hey, you wanna try a Vegemite sandwich?
Johann: Okay, I've never had one before.
Robert (prepares sandwich) here you go.
(Johann eats it, then coughs up own appendix)
Robert: Wussy.

Vegemite by Marvelator September 19, 2013

Vegancrite 

Word used to describe that up your ass ,annoying , vegan you may know who claims to know every thing , be superior to everyone, and condemn any meat eater alive because they are vegan. However, this same said person wears leather jackets, boots, belts and/or has leather purses/handbags.

The vegancrite condemned us to hell for eating hamburgers as she turned around and walked away in her leather motorcycle boots, leather jacket clutching her leather purse. On a scale of 1 to 10 on the how full of shit is this person meter a vegancrite is about a 15.

Vegancrite by O.G. Junior Mint May 26, 2015

happy little vegemite 

Australian Expression meaning - "happy" or "Satisfied"
From the 1950s Tv Commercial "Jingle"...For the black Sandwich spread, Vegemite!

You look like a happy little vegemite today

happy little vegemite by sixty4 April 16, 2005

Vegemite 

Australian Nutella

I said "do you speak my language?", he just smiled and gave me a Vegemite sandwich

Vegemite by Metallicajunkie September 30, 2018

vegemite 

A semi edible dark brown paste. Traditionally used by Australians to disgust foriegners. Highly effective on North Americans.

"Try this Chip, It's called vegemite. It tastes like nutella".

vegemite by theeel February 20, 2008

Vegemite Driller 

An Australian term to define a homosexual; Puts a rose on every cheek ;)

John: "Wow, did you see that guy?! What a Vegemite Driller."
Sam: "Yeah, Word, He Drills the Vegemite BIG TIME".

Vegemite Driller by Urban Dictionary March 28, 2007