Vegemite

A sandwich spread made from tractor grease that tastes so foul, only Australians are tough enough to eat it.

Pass the Vegemite Bazzer, I ran out of grease for my tractor.

by Luke B February 24, 2013

Vegemite

BUTT paste of the Australian gods

Put some vegemite on your toast

by Rachy July 11, 2016

Vegematic

A vegematic is person who insist on preaching to people who eat meat that it's wrong,

As the Spare Ribs were almost cooked, one of the vegematics , (that was secretly salivating), walked over to the pit-master and said
" You know, meat gives you cancer ".

by Blaze Pitman January 7, 2017

Vegemite

Delicious Australian spread, made from used brewer's yeast. Non-Australians tend to give descriptions of it similar to 'tastes like a mixture of salt and battery acid'. This is because they are wimps, and need to drink more beer, eat more pies, and of course, eat more Vegemite.

We're happy little Vegemites, as bright as bright can be,
We all enjoy our Vegemite for breakfast, lunch and tea,
Our mummies say we're growing stronger every single week,
Because we love our Vegemite,
We all adore our Vegemite,
It puts a rose in every cheek.

by Warlord Nong July 29, 2003

VEEM

Stands for “Very Easily Emasculated Male.” Used to describe a man who exhibits extreme behaviors of insecurity, particulary in repsonse to the actions women. Examples of VEEM behavior include sensitivty to criticism and aggression in response to rejection.

That guy calls every girl who isn’t interested in him a bitch. What a VEEM.

by Aggressive Broccoli January 7, 2019

Vegemite

Vegemite is a thick black paste owned by a cheese company known as Kraft
many Australians enjoy Vegemite, Americans have been reported to spread it as thick as peanut butter not knowing its real power.

"Jimmy, would you like vegemite on your sandwich"
"No"

by 002 March 27, 2003

Vegemite

Thick brown brewer's yeast paste from the Land Down Under. The slightest dollop on the end of a toothpick touched to a slug's back will incapacitate it in a matter of seconds, and render it a salty and torturous pool of black ooze in just under a minute effectively creating another couple ounces of Vegemite to dab on one's toast.

Pass the Vegemite, mate, I ran out of nails to hammer through my tongue.

by Craig Duckett September 14, 2005