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Garden Variety Lesbians

The normal, average or typical lesbians. Lesbians that are obvious in the way they look or by thier personalities.
Yea dude, those are some garden variety lesbians for sure.
by Princess Addeline August 14, 2016
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vanity fair

A place characterized by frivolity, excessive display of how fancy this place is, and pretentious.

It comes from the the book Pilgrim's Progress, where there was a fair in a town called Vanity. Later on, there was a book called Vanity Fair, and that's when it became a common term.
I got invited to a party at my friend Martha's house. You know, the rich girl who's related to the queen? Anyway, the party was a vanity fair.

What movie should we see? I'm thinking of seeing Vanity Fair. It's based on a novel I had to read in high school.
by Newbia September 1, 2004
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varsity

the main team of any sport representing any high school
If your on varsity, your badass
by ice99 February 12, 2005
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Vagity

The gravitational or Vagitational pull towards the vagina. The attractive force causing a person to perform an action or task based on their need or desire for the vagina.
He is a victim of vagity.
by Peter Dauncey June 10, 2008
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vartyank

Used to describe something that surpasses the limits of total awesomeness. See awesome
That guys not just awesome. He's vartyank.
by dudedude1234567890 January 10, 2010
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cyber-vanity

noun or verb

The act of self-declaration via twitter or facebook of what you are currently "doing" (BESIDES typing into facebook or twitter - which is what you are ACTUALLY DOING!) in an attempt to publicly validate your social status and to make it look like you are not a loner or a loser that needs virtual validation to give yourself a sense of self-worth. (As my friend put it, posting that you are doing laundry is not a "status update" - it's a cry for help!)

See also: cyber-affirmation
Dan is totally into cyber-vanity. He updates his facebook status ten times a day. As if we really want to read a play-by-play of his laundry chore.
by gtbarry May 5, 2009
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Vanity Hero

the type of person on xbox live that completely kicks anyone ass who doesn't afraid of teabaggers while he teabagges those he feels are worthy of his crotch in their face
by Moneyapple/CurrencyPear March 13, 2011
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