vpoon

noun,adj
1) virtual poon. The projection of feminine wiles via the internet or other media, often used as a means of controlling / manipulating others

2) the female interface of a fufme drive

3) virtual sex act ( cyber pr0n ) with a user representing themselves as a woman

Noun:
I sure got some vpoon last night!

adj.:

that Roman is such a vpoon


see also vpoon-whipped

by yidele February 10, 2003

Vaboon

An ugly or discoloured vagina which is said to resemble a baboon's arse

Jim: How was the date last night bro? Did she put out?

Cliff: Yeah, the slag had a proper vaboon

Jim: Errr did you still tap it though?

Cliff: Blates

(They hi 5)

by BobbyTwoTins March 11, 2011

vaboonis

vagina, boobs, and penis. A fucking hermaphrodyte

1. DO YOU KNOW WHAT A VABOONIS IS??
2. Dude, that vaboonis is scaring me.

by S ~ O ~ B ~ R ~ O March 23, 2005

vampoon

vampire raccoon that can only be kept away by peeing around the perimeter

Skyler: "I just pee'd around the tent!"

Becca: "Sweet!Now the vampoons won't come at night!"

by Becca jr. August 2, 2007

Vapoor

A name in which is the meaning of, "Vagina Gasses"
;D

-Jai

DUDE her vapoor smells like roses.

by SomerandompersonnamedJai November 2, 2011

valoon

To show someone your crotchular region without anything covering it, whether intentional or not.

(it's like mooning someone, or flashing someone)

Julia, don't spread your legs like that while wearing a skirt, you're valooning the entire class!

by Cassy Gebben June 11, 2006

vajoonta

a euphemism of vagina. like nejroid described "niggers". also describes a filthy hairy pussy, one filled with multiple stds. similar to cunt

damn nejroid..i hope you werent sucksexful with that vajoonta

by NTB October 22, 2004