Valooning

Someone who is able create an orgasm by making balloon animals inside of a vagina

I had her valooning last night

by Demolition Dave October 9, 2018

valoting it

Used to describe the act of pretending like nothing good is going on for you at work when in actuality you are kicking ass, have ton of submittals and a dozen interviews and a bunch of hires.

Mark was in my office and was valoting it so much that I wanted to kick him in the shin and smack him in the nuts with my computer wrist protector.

by JBizzile September 22, 2006

Valonigga

niggas who play the shooter game Valorant

person 1 - "lmao these people are valoniggas"
person 2 - "lol valorant cocksuckers"

by cockswing April 8, 2021

salooning

when you have a party and wake up to a living room floor of debris

"Oh we were salooning hard last night look at this mess!"
"Hey Pat watch those chips you are salooning all over the place!"

by jellis.e July 13, 2017

Valoring

Val·or·ing /ˈvaləring/ v. A term used on Xbox Live describing great failure at the game Halo Reach

Man, that team was straight Valoring, we beat them 50-4

by groundfork July 13, 2011

Balooning

Putting piss shit and puke into a balloon, sealing it and then sniffing it afterwards

I'm not doing your drugs man, I'm going home and balooning instead

by Mr Awesomecat January 29, 2009

Vooning

When extremely masculine men perform manly acts involving high levels of testosterone

Vooning - something Az has retired from

by Dariush December 20, 2017