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stardew valley

A fun farming game that sucks the life out of you.
1:00 P.M. "I'm just going to play stardew valley for an hour."
1:00 A.M. *still playing stardew*
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Valerie

When she's responsible, she's really responsible, but when she's not, she's probably watching Youtube videos of cops tackling people. Cuz why not. Thinks with her heart AND her head, because people who act from emotion-only and make dumb choices really annoy her. Doesn't like when people bring drama to her door, and prefers friends who are wiser than their years.

Enjoys secrets, cartoons, the right to be silly, laughing, sometimes really loudly, good books, friends, classic films, and cuddling. Not the most romantic, but enjoys watching romance films. Can't handle people who are high maintenance very well.

Valeries are the type to pick up where they left off, so if you haven't seen her in two months, its totally cool, cuz she still considers you her best friend. Fiercely protective of loved ones, the first to stick up for someone being bullied, and in an emergency, is quick on her feet. Cheating is not an option. Honor, virtue, and a good reputation are her aim, just like she reads in her beloved Jane Austin books.

Motto- "don't think, don't feel, just do". - "keep it real, keep it simple, keep it real simple".
Hates letting people down, loves lifting people up.
When angry, will fantasize about flinging bricks through windows.

When vulnerable, will pull into her shell faster than Donatello.
Likes trying new things in new places.

Believes there is a huge difference between a female and Woman.
Who are you talking about? Valerie?! Oh yeah, that chick is the Ultimate woman!
by halobunny1976 July 25, 2019
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Hudson Valley

A region streching from the Bronx to Albany. It includes the immediate suburbs of NYC (Westchester, Rockland), the NYC exurbs (Orange, Putnam, Dutchess), and the upper hudson valley (Idont remember the counties). Generally a mix of suburbs and exurbs, but once you get past Poughkeepsie its all farm land. Considered upstate to city people.

oh, and by the way, monticello is not part of the hudson valley.
by BonFYa August 24, 2009
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Valery

Valery is a Gorgeous girl. She is usually short and very funny. She'll crack a joke at every opportunity that shows up to her. She's very wise . She is very talented at anything and everything. She is an artistic person and loves to talk a lot. She may seem shy at first ... but be aware that she is very talkative if you give her a Few days. She has an amazing smile and she is very playful. But be careful... because once mad she is very wise into how to get through situations .
Girl : Woah! Have you seen how gorgeous Valery is?
Boy: she looks amazing !
Girl : Yup , she's my best friend!
by Jholjer April 13, 2017
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Silicone Valley

Nickname for the San Fernando Valley in California, known for having a lot of porn studios.
I moved to the Silicone Valley with my rubber tits to pursue a career as a porn star. After starring in over 200 creampie gangbangs, I upgraded my tits and ass from rubber to Silicone. I get even more, and higher quality, dicks in my pussy.
by Chestnut & Hazel April 9, 2019
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Valeria

Valeria is someone who you should NEVER take for granted. She is this amazing light that when you close to her and she turns ob she will light up your world and when she does never let that light go out or you will regret it she is so kind and funny but can be shy at first but she is willing to stay with you as long as possoble as long as your a true friend and will defend her but if you cross her watch out her bestfriend will be there in a second to rip you to shreds. Valeria is the funniest person you will ever meet but someone you can cry with at 3 am and will make you smile with her i guess what im saying is she is beautiful and amazing inside out with a heart of diamond (shes also a great person to play roblox with;) )
Girl: I wanna be friends with her but people say shes mean
Valeria friend: Shoot your shot you will be lucky to have her

Mean girl: Ewww is that vale (she starts spreading rumors
Valerias bsf: BITCH WTF U JUST SAID ABOUT HER I FILL RIP YOUR HEAD OFF !!!!
by Valesbsf<3 September 7, 2019
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Great Valley Middle School

A place in a malvern where about 0.1% of the teacher are actually tolerable. At this school, you'll find childish sixth graders, horny seventh graders and asshole eighth graders. As you move up the ranks at this public school, you'll want to kill your self more and more. You're either popular and an asshole, middle class and normal, or in the nerd herd where they're all fucking weirdos. But damn Mr. Wise is fine.
I went to Great Valley Middle School and in sixth grade someone stole my lollipop, in seventh grade I got my ass slapped and in eighth grade I got beat up in the bathroom.
by Minith4life123 February 18, 2017
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