vajumic

Fat from the waist down on a woman's front section rounding down to the vagina

"Look at that woman's camel toe... That's to big! It's a vajumic!"

by Trishooters January 9, 2014

vajebus

It's when a chick puts a flashlight inbetween her legs, in her cooter, and when she spreads her legs, it looks like Jesus is coming out of her pussy

that's a vajebus

1. My sick girlfriend showed me her vajebus, so I smacked that bitch.

OR

2. My boyfriend tried to pull off a vajebus and it was fucking sick and the flashlight smelled like shit.

by TakaTakaTacos11 October 26, 2007

Vacubate

When you pleasure yourself by sticking your penis into a vacuum cleaner while it is on to simulate a blow job.

I was so horny last night, so I vacubated.

by your mom's a milf January 1, 2010

Vajumamimer

Derrogatory word for vagina

Clark's sisters' vajumamimer stanks like somethin rachet.

by Big Dick Billy Dilly October 15, 2013

VaJungle

Very Hairy Pussy

Q: Did you see that girls bikini? There's hair flying all over the place...

A:Yeah dude. Its a Vajungle in there...

by $P!N December 13, 2010

Vajible

The second book in a series of sacred books created by three hormonal teens of the female gender to vent about their problems. Is arguably even greater than the first book, known as the vajorna. Often stolen, unwillingly borrowed, and written in by unwelcome and unwanted participants. This book is LEGENDARY. To be slapped with the vajible is to be blessed by otherworldly spirits.

:Hey can I see the vajible??

No! Its sacred! *slap*

Wow!I must be the luckiest man in the world!!

Commonly used in the sentence "Thats goinn in the vajible!" and "Stick that in your vajible and read it!"

by slightlysuggestivesacredtexts January 16, 2011

vajuju

a women's vagina

mmmm...your vajuju tastes like candy

by justina October 24, 2003