Valve Time

The expanded time Valve uses when talking about anything that will involve them working. Like a new york minute, but in reverse. See Valve week and Valve month.

The conversion factor is approximately 2-6 times whatever the stated interval is.

Loose example of Valve Time from the Steam August 26 update news:

"Fans will remember that Blue Shift included a "High Definition Pack," a set of visually enhanced player and weapon models. We've had to iron out some technical wrinkles with how we deliver the HD Pack, but it will be made available through Steam within the next week or so."

As of November 20, 2005, this content still hasn't been released.

by Stuart P. Bentley November 20, 2005

Valve

Can't count to Three.

Portal,Half life, Team Fortress, Portal 2, Half Life 2 TF2, Half life episode 1, Half life episode 2. Valve can't count higher then 2

by First fidhsud June 3, 2017

vaiva

a hottie with a body thats not afriad to express herself or her body...

look at that hottie vaiva

by kelsey shmitin February 2, 2009

valve

A slow company that manufactures Half-life. Renowned for its eventual quality, yet sluggish nature

Person1: Hey, is that game out yet??
Person2: No
Person1: Why!?
Person2: Valve
Person1: Oh. I see.

by 123 June 13, 2004

Valve

A game company that doesn't know how to count to 3

So theres tf2 left for dead 2 half life 2 but no fucking half life 3 goddamnit valve

by metallicaandmegadetharegreat June 3, 2020

Valve week

An interval of Valve time from 2 weeks to a month.

"Hey, DOD:S is going to be released next week!"

"But that's a Valve week. Expect it in September."

by Stuart P. Bentley November 20, 2005

vivesector

a person responsible for mountain bikes or mountian bike parts that have been wrecked, destroyed or vivistected

so far he has "vivisected"

5 derailleurs

4 forks

3 frames

4 seatposts

3 sets of pedals

3 headsets

8 cranks

3 saddles

5 brakesets

12 shifters

24 rims/wheels

0 bars
673 derailleur hangers

bikes tremble in fear of the vivesector

by mountianbikeman June 3, 2010