Vagesty

When someone acts all high and mighty, but also a complete asshole. More directly used towards a woman, it can also be used for a man too.

"I'd like to go first."
"Please go ahead, your vagesty."

by CallMeKor March 31, 2015

Vagometer

Like an odometer, a vagometer is used to gauge the amount of usage a vagina has endured. A combination of vagina and odometer.
Vagometers can sometimes be fooled/tricked by courtesy stitches.

That sluts vagometer turned over before she got her driver's license.

by DJ BALL January 20, 2006

vagomit

v., the art of vaginal vomiting

n. Jersey

That girl smelled so bad while I was down there, I had to vagomit!

by wildriles416 June 16, 2010

vagomach

That area on a woman where you can't tell where the stomach ends and the vagina begins.

Also see FUPA

DAMN, that bitch has got a giant vagomach

by petergriffon March 23, 2004

Vagisland

Any place that is similar to a paradise like island, that has mass quantities of women(who have vaginas!). Generally these women are liberal about what you can do to their vaginas. Note: Place does not have to be an actual island.

Rick: Are you sure about this place?

Dan: Of course, St. Louis is a total Vagisland. I just hope your brought your penis and balls.

by tedwilli9 February 21, 2009

Vagodont

noun: A person who is visibly upset and/or enraged, and who's condition can be attributed to the (sometimes hypothetical) teeth in their vagina.

Man, what's up with her today? She's got that crazy look in her eye and is all upset!

I know! She's turning into a total Vagodont!

by blergerburger December 8, 2009

vagiscerated

contraction of the words "vagina" and "eviscerated", meaning a severely damaged or destroyed vagina. The undesirable and unpleasant condition of a woman's pussy after it's been pounded and abused due to excessive harsh sexual intercourse or extreme prolonged masturbation.

1) "Shelly was so vagiscerated from playing with her two foot, double-headed 'man-o-war' all night that she had to go to the emergency room."

2) "Tanya was an absolute vagiscerated trainwreck after hosting her son's entire high school football team's victory celebration."

by imbrockstone March 8, 2015