The act of polishing a piece of woodwork (typically a table) with ones vagina. It is believed to have originated in Italy, often employed when wealthy merchants, aristocrats, and religious figures made custom orders from master woodworkers. The technique has remained a trade secret among masters of woodworking guilds till this day, however there is a rumor that Pope Leo XI, also known as the Lightning Pope had requested a for the finest table to made for his personal chamber, to which the woodworkers guild master replied "Do not worry for the tables quality your Holiness. My wife, she is very juicy", suggesting that a moist vagina is required.
Patron: And what do you say of this pieces quality?
Woodworker: See for yourself.
Patron: Oh it is so smooth and well varnished!
Woodworker: Ahh you have a fine eye. It has been vagined by my wife five times, and both my daughter's
thrice. My wife's pussy, it's very juicy.
Woodworker: See for yourself.
Patron: Oh it is so smooth and well varnished!
Woodworker: Ahh you have a fine eye. It has been vagined by my wife five times, and both my daughter's
thrice. My wife's pussy, it's very juicy.
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