vaginophrenia

An unexplainable and inconsistent state of mind that comes from having a vagina. ALWAYS eventually results in senseless or irrational behavior by a woman.

The most prominent reason a man can never truly have a female best friend.

"I thought she was the first girl I could actually understand, she seemed cool."
"You underestimated the effects of vaginophrenia, my friend."

by Cullen/ RW September 28, 2008

Vagitosis

halitosis of the vagina

Her vagitosis was so bad, she had to douche with mentos.

by JonTheRipper October 5, 2009

Vagivore

A highly specialized sub-type of carnivore that feeds exclusively on the tender pink vagina.

I love to eat pussy,so,I must be a vagivore

by wolfbait51 May 31, 2011

vaginocerous

a vagina with such a hard and big clit that it looks like a horn

she took her pants down and there it was a big vaginocerous staring me right in the face

by whittakerr March 28, 2009

Vaginonomics

Modeled after the book; Freakonomics. A different take on economics, everything revolves around the vagina. A social science concerned chiefly with the fact that pussy is the center of the universe and all related commerce. More powerful than money.

The vaginonomics of that dating that chick is rough, I cant afford her anymore!

She must have majored in vaginonomics, that bitch consumes more cash than anyone I know.

Getting married and buying her a new house, new car, credit cards, jewelery; keeping a woman in a lifestyle is all part of vaginonomics.

by Heywood 76 March 7, 2009

Vagimony

Life long payments for temporary use of a vagina. The reality of what most of the world calls alimony.

"Dan got stuck with the vagimony, should never have married the bitch"

by Andrew fuck March 24, 2006

Vagimones

Vagimones are chemicals released by a gland in the body that send out messages that affect the organism's brain, rendering the organism completely useless and unable to stop bitching. Only a little amount of vagimone is required to alter the organism, and make the newly altered organism a complete pain in the ass.

Alex: "Where's Ryan?"

Mike: "He said our jokes were too mean, and went home."

Alex: "Sounds like his vagimones are acting up again."

by MeHondo August 17, 2012