vagication

When a women is taking time off from having sex.

I haven't had sex with my wife in 3 months. She's on a vagication!

by p mammen August 2, 2009

Varection

Sweeling of the vaginal walls. A female erection.

Dustie got a major varection when she saw Micahel.

by deelee December 3, 2010

vagaction

Vag-action— another name for cunnilingus; vagina action

Last night I got some awesome vagaction!

by Gebmc February 11, 2018

vagective

When a guy uses a word that should only be used by women.

Jason used a vagective when he said it was a fluttering bug that flew by his face.

by devin the devil May 10, 2013

Vagexting

(say va-jext-ing) when girls are sitting down (usually cross legged) and stick their phone in between there legs as if no one can see them texting. usually looks as if they're playing with themselves.

Look at her vagexting, its not as if we don't know what she's doing.

by iloveshakespeareloljks June 21, 2011

Vagenation

Females imagination regarding the look, feel and design of their Vagina.

Reference: Vajazzle and Vaginal Rejuvenation

I have a very large vagenation when it comes to waxing and vajazzling.

by The Big Cheese4u July 14, 2012

vagectomy

The process of becoming more male or conversely becoming less female. See also take off the dress.

This is a form of redemption or ascension among males, and a form of empowerment among females in a predominantly male environment see chickchismo.

For females this can be undesirable since your girlfriends and potential love interests may not appreciate your bold or masculine attitude see machismo.

Dave: Wow, I never expected Kyle to stand up to Evan like that.
Rex: Well, Evan did mouth off about his girlfriend to Dave's face.
Dave: He cold cocked him solid. I thought he'd wuss out like he usually does.
Rex: Yep, complete vagectomy. We should get him to come out with us next weekend.

Sharon: They passed you over on that promotion again?
Eva: Yes they did. And they didn't even listen my idea that could increase profits. It's gold.
Sharon: They don't respect you because you're a woman. You need a vagectomy.

by diablogate December 17, 2008