Upperdeck

When you remove the upper lid of the toilet and shit in the tank.

Tommy shammed Bobby last night. So tonight Bobbys giving Tommy an upperdeck!

by Squeegie Bandit May 22, 2008

Upper Perk

*That* school, the high school in which there's fires, mold, bed bugs, & vaping presentations, all in the course of the first 5 weeks. Spin the wheel to find out what'll happen next week on "Only Upper Perk"!

Oh and now there's supposedly snakes at one of the elementary schools. For F@#%'s sake...

Steve: Ya wanna go to the football game at Upper Perk tonight?
Chad: Upper Perk... Oh... That school...
Steve: Yeah let's not...
Chad: ...
Steve: ...

by Spicy Memelord October 1, 2018

Upper United States

A refined 1950s person’s way of saying “Up your ass!” without anyone really understanding it.

My petite blonde bombshell mother would put her hands on her hips in that challenging but white bread snooty manner of hers and confidently state to someone who had pissed her off, “Upper United States, buddy!” and of course she’d already taught me the subtle secret decoding of this cryptic insult which was to just imagine she was saying this in a lame American’s idea of an Italian accent and the United States is really U-S, as in “uppa you ess!”

by Dr Bunnygirl July 5, 2020

Upperdecking

Removing the lid of the back of someone's toilet and shitting in the clean water. Results in shit running into the boil with every flush

That bitch pissed me off, so I upperdecked her shitter

by Dan April 5, 2004

keep a stiff upper lip

To be courageous or stoic in the face of adversity.

Even though he was only three years old, Jonathan keep a stiff upper lip the whole time he was in the hospital recovering from his surgery.

by sanjchy905 September 9, 2013

One-upper

A one-upper who always has to be bigger or better than you. If your uncle has 20 ft. boat, his uncle or cousin has 21 ft. boat. A one-upper never loses in the world of story-telling.

Chris is a nice guy, but he's a big one-upper. He always follows my stories with a better one!

by MAP08 August 2, 2007

Harlington Upper School

A place that is so bad that nobody wants to go.

Me: "noooooo I have to go to Harlington Upper School"
Everyone: "noooooooo"

by Steelwood October 25, 2017