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threepenny upright

cheap (inexpensive) prostitute.(obs.) word from Victorian England. threepenny (thrup'ny) was the price, upright was the position (to facilitate speed, therefore rapid turnover of customers), "the deed" was frequently done in alleyways. Known use found in Bertolt Brecht's "The Beggar's Opera".
" 'es got the pox from seeing too many thrup'ny uprights" "A Lady?, Hell, she's naught but a threepenny upright."
by mike, PS1, USCG December 30, 2006
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upright bass

Another term for a double bass, acoustic bass, or bass fiddle. It's the largest of the string instruments (resembling a giant violin) and lowest-sounding instrument found in an orchestra. Can be played with a bow or plucked with the fingers. The word "upright" means that it is to be played while standing up while holding the instrument upright, as opposed to how a bass guitar is held (on the lap or at a 45 degree angle). Also not to be confused with the cello, which is smaller and played while sitting down.
Paul Chambers and Ron Carter each played the upright bass at one time or another for Miles Davis.
by Bill M. August 27, 2004
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uptight

Person who is not fun, unwilling to loosen up, go out, or try unconventional experiences.
Despite claiming to be fun, Patrick was way too uptight to allow himself to be blindfolded and handcuffed.
by doctorben January 4, 2008
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uprights

the recieving end/part in sexual activity(ies)
"he gets it up, and through the uprights!"
by Hyotee February 11, 2005
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upright citizen

Meaning to be on the straight and narrow path as an outstanding member of society.
My friend stopped watching Porno to focus more on becoming an upright citizen.
by Mindtrix July 6, 2017
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uptight

Someone who is pissy about everything, and can easily make fun of others but takes getting made fun of too seriously.
Nick Skog is a uptight son of a bitch, that poser always makes fun of Aaron, but when Aaron called Nick a pair of horse testicles, Nick went fuckin' crazy.
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upright organ

An upright organ is a very special insturment commonly referred to as a PENIS. Someone who plays the upright organ sucks a lot of cock.
by Tommy K. June 26, 2005
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