dick upshit

Something that happens when you fuck shit up.

If Billy isnt careful, hes going to Dick upshit if im not careful.

by Bill W April 5, 2004

Upshit

It's a way of life ,, to do bigger & better things

I'm doing better then I was yesterday you know that's a whole lotta upshit !!

by Upshit January 21, 2018

Male Upskirt

1. When a guy is wearing a kilt and some sick fuck decides to look up it, becoming scarred for life.
2. When a guy is ACTUALLY wearing a skirt and you look up it.
3. Tranny upskirt.

1. “Wae teh fook ar ya doin’, ya bast’rd? Ya wan goe ya sick fook? Com at me and yull regret et fer teh rest of yur sorry loife!”
2. “Why the fuck are you looking up my skirt?” “Why the fuck are you wearing a skirt?”
3. Hehe, fuckin trannies.
4. “I wonder if male upskirt is a thing on PornHub...”

by GreenSockNinja January 16, 2019

Upskirt (upskirt)

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2 : Yes.
Person 1: Upskirt (upskirt)

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 24, 2025