Underhanded Bulgarian

While sitting down, an individual reaches under their leg and masturbates.

I didn't have enough time to give myself the Stranger so I 'rassled up a quick Underhanded Bulgarian.

by Bob Mcalbe September 8, 2010

Underhanded Mustard Russian

A crappy throw, toss, etc., where the person tossing the object misjudges the throw and completely misses the intended recipient, target, etc.

Lorenzo: "T-Bone, toss me a can of beer!"
T-Bone: "Here ya go!" (Throws beer 3 feet to the left of Lorenzo)
Lorenzo: "Dude, that was an Underhanded Mustard Russian if I've ever seen one!!!!! Now the beer is ruined!"

by Lorenzo Warshington July 23, 2010

underhand

When on a first date, a slightly unattractive women "under hands" or gropes for a mans junk under the table cloth.

Example: "Oh, yeah, girl! I totally underhanded him last night!"

by Faggotball May 16, 2014

Underhand Sneeze

Another term for "jerkin off".

"I went into the bathroom stall and it looked like someone underhand sneezed all over the bowl!"

by JoePhatty May 23, 2009

underhandy

When a girl gives you a handjob from beneath. Often in a public place such as a movie theater or train, in order to obfuscate the act being perpetrated.

E.g. "Why is that guy sitting on that girl's hand?" "He isn't, she is giving him an underhandy and trying to hide it."

by Filth Flinging Greek December 27, 2013

underhanded fastball

Jerking off in a public restroom stall while doing a handstand. The ejaculation must take place in less than 15 seconds after the jerking commences, and to truly perform this dead the load must be caught in the mouth of the one jerking off.

Dude I passed this girl walking through the mall yesterday. I got so hard I had to go into sprint to the restroom and pull an underhanded fastball.

by loisting4life April 9, 2017

underhand bean jam

the act of violently fingerblasting from low to high

my fingers are sore from underhand bean jamming richs mom last night

by carozzi May 3, 2019